Eagle vs Shark

Synopsis: In Wellington, Lily is a wallflower, inexplicably attracted to Jerrod, a loser. He's nursing a decade-long grudge against someone who teased him in high school; she's just out of a job. She goes home with him to a seacoast town where he intends to have it out with his nemesis; she meets his father, his daughter from a one-night stand, and other family members - and there's the memory of his talented (and dead) brother. Jerrod treats Lily badly, invents a relationship with a women he had a crush on years before, and gears up for his fight. Will she finally have enough and go home?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Taika Waititi
Production: Miramax Films
  6 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min


Cool costumes.

- Thanks.

- I'm Duncan.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Can you guess what I am?

- Snake?

- Yes.

Hey, Jarrod.

This is Jarrod.

He's my flatmate.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Who are you guys?

- I'm Lily.

- She gave you free fries.

- Damon.

Oh, yeah.

- I got some free fries.

- Cool.

Oh, yeah. I told you, eh?

Yeah, you told me.

Where's that chick, Jenny?

Why isn't she here?

She's a lesbian.

She went to a lesbian party.

- Typical.

- Awesome.

Oh, well.

It's getting too crowded here, anyway.

I like your costume.


It's pretty much

the second-best outfit here.

So, your favorite animal

is a shark?

- Yep.

- Pretty cool.

I almost came as a shark,


but then I realized that

an eagle is slightly better.

- What are you supposed to be?

- Tarantula.

- Seven o'clock, Jarrod.

- Okay, let's do this thing.

- What's happening?

- It's the Fight Man competition. Come on.

- Cool.

- It's neat.

It's a knockout tournament.

The finalist gets to fight Jarrod.

But you most probably won't win.

He's the undefeated champion.

You guys competing?

Um, yep.

- You?

- Oh, no. I'm just a spectator.

What's your combat name?


You know, you're combat name

for when you're competing.

Jarrod, he's the Eagle Lord.

And I'm Blaze.


The Dangerous Person.


Fight Man.

Hi, everyone. Welcome

to the second annual Fight...

third annual Fight Man competition.

First up we have Valkyrieblood

and the Ice Elf Queen.

Let's fight, man.



Tony, you're up.


Destroy him.


Next up is Dangerous Person.

Choose your destiny.

Who are you?


Destroy her.


That girl sure knows

how to play her video games, bro.

She's alright.


That's it. Primo!

Fantastic. Flawless victory.

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