Dynamite Warrior

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A long, long time ago,

in the year 1855 A.D.,

Thailand signed a trade treaty

known as the "Bowring Agreement."

This treaty ensured Thailand's entrance

into the international trade arena.

As rice is Thailand's

most sought-after export,

the rice farms in the central region

began to expand to keep up with demand.

However, a lack of animal power

to tend to the farms

resulted in merchants from the Northeast

transporting cattle to the central region.

These buffalo merchants

were known as "Nai Hoi."

Stop! Stop!

Jone Bang Fai.

Take off your shirts,

leave your buffaloes behind, and go.

What about our pants?

What are you afraid of? It's just one man.

Go!

KON FAI BIN:

This western invention is a tractor.

It's meant to replace the use of cattle

in farming.

A man named Adamson

with Meyers Investments Ltd

imported these tractors

for distribution in Thailand.

The company representative in Thailand

is Lord Sirikorn.

Or, as the locals call him, Lord Waeng.

Fair in Srapathumwan, 1910.

Step right up, step right up.

Good day, ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Lord Sirikorn.

I know how much time and energy

you waste tending to your farms.

What's the use of technology

if it doesn't make people's lives easier?

Right?

Right?

This new product

from Meyers Machines Ltd

will change Siam's

entire agricultural system.

This is a tractor.

It will make farming simpler

for everyone in Thailand.

Who is this guy?

You've never heard of Lord Waeng?

How much is this contraption?

When you take account of its efficiency,

it's practically free.

So how much is it?

Well...

um... 1,000 Baht.

One of your tractors

could buy 10 buffaloes.

The Siamese aren't ready for your tractors.

They're not worth it.

Tea, sir.

I'm extremely pleased that you're here

to witness today's execution.

Where have you been, boss?

In jail, idiot.

What did you do?

I killed my mother.

What about your dad?

Can I kill him for you?

Shut up before I kill yours.

Stop! Stop!

Hey! Wait!

This man saved my life.

But keep that other a**hole away from me.

Stop.

If Jan hadn't agreed to help you,

you'd be a headless corpse by now.

Never mind, Lord Waeng.

Get them!

Teach them a lesson.

That's it. Beat them!

Amazing!

My Lord, do you really think he's suitable?

Is it noon yet?

Oh, I forgot. I have a watch.

It's from England.

One moment.

Jan, do you know

why I chose this man?

Hey, I'm starving.

I need something to eat.

I said I'm hungry!

Don't eat him. He's rotten.

Hurry. Put the food there.

If you come to work for me,

you'll eat like a king every day.

I can find food like this myself.

Why should I work for you?

For freedom and gold. Good enough?

If you're not interested, leave. Constantly

running from your death sentence.

What do you want me to do?

Steal cows, buffaloes,

and kill all the cattle traders.

Hey!

Is dinner ready yet?

Yes.

It's ready.

Where are you from?

The boss has been attacked.

Get the buffaloes.

Where are you taking my ducks?

One day I'm going to kill Lord Waeng

and his thugs.

Bring some water for the buffaloes.

Is this enough?

That's wonderful.

Kuu, they have trains

running to Korat now?

That means I'll let you take

as many buffaloes as you can transport.

Take them all.

Take them all.

What's wrong with you?

Try not to worry.

- Sii, are you coming or not?

- Yes.

Don't go.

Do you really think you can stop them?

Don't go.

Don't go.

Don't go.

Then what do you want me to do?

I have to get our buffaloes back.

If they can steal from us,

then we can steal from them.

That's right.

Otherwise, we'll starve to death.

If I don't return,

take the kids and stay with your parents.

Hey, it's Jone Bang Fai!

Praise God.

Thank you, Jone Bang Fai!

Does anyone know who he is?

No one knows who he is

or where he's from.

I only know that he steals buffaloes

from traders to give to the villagers.

Not a single buffalo trader

has ever beaten him.

He uses rockets as weapons.

Boss, I don't think we should stay here.

Of course we should. It's near the river.

You never listen to me.

Fine.

I'll just have to keep watch

for ghosts again.

What the hell are you afraid of?

You're just as decrepit as any ghost.

- Shut up before I curse your ass myself.

- Go ahead. I might enjoy it.

- Sing!

- Hey, what is it?

Boss!

What is it?

Joy has been possessed.

I knew it!

I'll take care of this, boss.

- Damn! This ghost is strong!

- I'll kill you!

Boss, help me.

Get out. Get out!

Get out. Get out!

I give up. I give up!

- Good thing it left. He could've died.

- I reckon so too.

Boil up some medicine.

Joy was never possessed.

Those two paid him

to pretend he was possessed.

Really?

We can't stay here.

Kill them. They're liars.

You a**holes. Today you die.

You'd better run.

Where are you going?

It's time to die.

Hey, is that Sing?

So what if it is? What are you afraid of?

But, boss...

Boss, you've never heard of him?

Did you eat crap or something?

Sing is a buffalo trader

with magical powers.

No one has ever beaten him.

I want to see just how strong he is.

- Boss, are you hungry yet?

- Not yet. Wait a moment.

They just started the fire.

It's not ready yet.

Let's wait first.

Here, chicken soup.

Give it here. Give it here.

Here's a spoon.

Too slow.

He makes good chicken soup.

It's good, boss.

He's eating it all himself.

There are no more spoons.

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