Dumbbells Page #2

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Holy Jesus, Chris,

you really,

really gave it to 'em, huh?

- B*tches, right?

- Amen, brother.

Are you gonna let him speak

to our customers like that?

Cus-, they didn't buy anything.

Did they buy anything?

How are we supposed to

get more business

with you scaring

everybody off?

Did you really want

the Hilton freaks

working out here, Missy?

The b*tches have money,

so, yeah.

I don't give a f*** if

they wanna snort lines

in the sauna.

Well, thank you

for your input.

Now if you'll excuse me

I'm gonna get back

to some work.

You mean staring at

that skinny b*tch's

Facebook page again.

Miho, you need to go out

and get laid,

for Christ's sakes,

let a girl play with your dick

for all of our benefits.

News flash,

I make minimum wage

which makes me about

as attractive to women

as a yeast infection.

You're disgusting.

You're

disgusting.

What's up dicksfit?

Seen the numbers on

my YouTube video?

I'm up to 104 views.

About to make

that sneezing panda my b*tch.

Bro, you're getting the floor

all wet.

You're getting the kitchen

all ugly.

Hey, Chris.

Don't you f***ing

talk to her.

I'm not even

talking to you.

You getting smart

with me, man?

I'm an orange belt,

I'll make you my prison b*tch.

- Are we done?

- I'm never done, Chris.

I got 20 more laps

and an hour more worth of legs

and I'm not gonna stop

till I feel

like I'm back in college

and there's a f***ing party

in the quad.

God, I love Mondays!

Hello, Chris.

You look a little bit down.

Maybe I can cheer you up with

a little bit of a tap dance.

What are you doing?

I have an audition as

a British tap dancer.

How'd I do?

Have you tried that

maximum strength antiperspirant?

Yes, I have tried it.

Paycheck time.

What are you guys

talking about, sports?

Know, I uh, I've been hit

with a few dodge balls

back in my time.

We should get a hoop

out back, huh?

Play a little B-ball.

I don't play basketball

anymore, Todd.

Why not?

I used to hear about you

all the time.

Chris Long scores 30.

Chris Long's unstoppable.

My dad said

you were the best.

He's excited to know that

we're on the same team now.

Pardon me.

Jack Guy.

# Jack Guy

# Ja-, Ja-, Jack Guy

# Jack Guy

# Ja-, Ja-, Jack Guy

# Who's that guy

# Jack Guy

# Ja-, Ja-, Jack Guy

# Oooh, Jack Guy

# Is that guy

# Oooh, Jack Guy

Jack Guy?

Is that even a real name?

Stop being a little b*tch.

Todd said not all of us

are gonna get fired.

Does that mean some of us

getting fired.

Big changes are coming

Todd,

it's gonna be awesome.

Oh, can you change

the lock on that?

I'm gonna hit the Starbucks

for a green tea latte.

I'll be back in 20-ish,

all right?

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