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or nothing. And who we fooling?
Even if I find him,
my kid's never met me.
Why would he wanna give me a kidney?
Are you serious?
After all you've done for him?
It's the least he can do.
What have I ever done for him?
You gave him his space. Kids love that.
I didn't wanna be a helicopter parent.
And you filled him with wonder.
Wonder? Yeah.
Like, "I wonder who my deadbeat dad is?"
Oh, it's okay, Lloyd.
I've had a full life.
I was a paperboy for a week.
I fathered a child.
I've seen every episode of Full House.
Wow!
Every episode?
Okay, Okay-
So how are we gonna do this?
If we find Fraida, we find your kid.
If we find your kid,
we find your kidney.
Simple.
Yeah, but I never even
I didn't have a car. She always
had to pick me up in her van.
Didn't you meet her
through Pete Stainer?
Who? Pee-Stain!
He'll know how to reach her.
Yeah, but I haven't talked to
Pee-Stain in a hundred years!
I can't drop by his house
in the middle of the night
and ask him for some chick's number.
Sure you can!
Oh, okay. But we gotta
be sub-tull about it.
The word is pronounced "subtle," Harry.
It's a silent
What was that for?
You had a gah-nat on you.
bus to Pee-Stain's house.
We can't. We got the bike.
Oh, that's okay. They got bike
racks on the front of buses now.
Cool.
Perfect.
That's very convenient.
Hey, guys!
You forgot your bike!
Oh, it's not ours. Somebody
abandoned it in front of our place.
Yeah. Just left it there
double-chained to a tree.
Hey, Har.
You wanna hear the second most
annoying sound in the world?
Sure.
Yeah, that's pretty annoying.
No, not that.
What the hell are you doing
ringing our doorbell like that
in the middle of the night?
That!
Mr. Stainer. Mrs.
Stainer. Nice to see you.
Harry, Lloyd.
To what do we owe the honor
at this late hour, gentlemen?
We were just wondering if Pee-Stain
wanted to come out for some suds.
And maybe have his ass handed to him
in a couple of games of Dig Dug.
Lloyd.
Peter is dead.
Yeah, right. Since when?
Since 1991. Remember?
The motorcycle accident?
But I thought he pulled through.
The obituary said he was
survived by his parents.
Uh, no. He did not pull through.
Are you sure?
Yes.
on, yeah.
You guys are right.
Anyway. Sorry about that whole thing.
Pee-Stain and I were
very close friends.
Yeah, we know.
You're the one who
sold him the motorcycle.
And if I recall,
I made him a sweet deal.
My bike for his helmet, straight up.
That thing was a rocket.
A little squirrelly on the corners,
but when you got it on a straightaway...
Good night, Lloyd. Good night, Harry.
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