Dumb and Dumber To

Synopsis: It's been 20 years and Harry Dunn has found something out - he has a daughter! Lloyd Christmas, his equally dim-witted friend, takes one look at a picture of her, develops a crush, and insists the two track her down. What ensues when Harry finally agrees is a bizarre encounter with an old lady and more hilarity because of their sheer stupidity.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
109 min


See? I told you that hearing thing

was a wives' tale.

Oh. yeah!

Hey, who's this? Ah.

That's Butthole.

I found him out in the

alley a couple years ago.

Why did you name him Butthole? Oh.

Because of this.

Oh, yeah. Good name.

Totally fits.

I like what you've done with the place.

Nice cappuccino machine.

Who's the astronaut?

Oh, that's my roommate.


You got a new roommate?

I had to get somebody to

pay your half of the rent

while you were in the hospital.

How's it going, Ice Pick?

Best day ever. Greatest

day of my life, really.

Pick cooks up a rock candy

that will make you dizzy.

Folks come from all

over the city to buy it.

It's burning my eyes.

Must be Cajun style.

So what's this serious medical

problem you've been blabbing about?

And it better be good.

Lloyd, there's something...

I've known about this for a while,

but I didn't wanna worry you.


I need a kidney transplant.

No way! Really?


So what do you wanna

do for dinner tonight?

Wanna hit Haven Brothers?

I could eat the mud-hole

out of a dead skunk!

Are you not listening to me, Lloyd?

Getting a new kidney

is a really big deal.

There's waiting lists, lots

and lots of forms to fill out,

and if I can't find another

kidney real soon, I'm dead meat.

Yeah, well,

maybe, just maybe,

there's a person out there

who cares about you so much

that said person would be willing

to give up a little piece

of himself to save your life.

Really, Lloyd? You'd do that?

Me? Yeah, right! Nice try!

The nerve! Oh.

I mean, I would, in

a New York heartbeat.

I'm just not a urine match.

My wizz doesn't get

all sudsy like yours.


Wait. Don't panic.

I know exactly what we gotta do.

I don't know about this, Lloyd.

I haven't been home in over 20 years.

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Sean Anders

Sean Anders is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer.He co-wrote and directed the 2005 film Never Been Thawed, the 2008 film Sex Drive, the 2014 film Horrible Bosses 2, the 2015 film Daddy's Home, and its 2017 sequel Daddy's Home 2. He also directed the 2012 comedy That's My Boy. Anders wrote or co-wrote 2010's Hot Tub Time Machine and She's Out of My League, 2011's Mr. Popper's Penguins, 2013's We're the Millers, and the 2014 Dumb and Dumber sequel Dumb and Dumber To. He is the brother of actress Andrea Anders. more…

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