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I'll be just a minute�
arms, his hair, behind his ears�
INT. LIMO - DAY
in the rear-view mirror, but for a moment he is speechless. Then:
Why you going to the airport? Flying
How'd you guess?
Well, I saw your luggage, then when I
noticed the airline ticket, I put two
and two together.
So where you heading?
Oh, you're gonna love it. I hear
California's beautiful this time of
Name's Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.
Uh, this isn't my real job, you know.
It's only temporary.
open our own pet store.
I got worms.
I beg your pardon?
That's what we're gonna call it: I
selling worm farms � you know, like
ant farms. A lot of people don't
realize that worms make much better
pets than ants. They're quiet,
affectionate, they don't bite, and
they're super with the kids.
Aren't ants quiet, too?
Lloyd realizes she has a point.
Uh� well, sure � but they aren't half
as affectionate. And if you cut an
ant's head off, it won't grow back.
And best of all, worm farming is a
industry. I wouldn't mind having a
piece of that pie, if you know what I
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