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Thanks. Um...
Does anybody know where
the Everglades conference suite is?
Everglades?
This is Houston.
Oh, God.
I thought
I was in Orlando.
Hi. You called a cab?
Why do we
always get you?
[Laughs]
Um, I don't know.
I'll tell you why.
'Cause nobody else
will take these jobs.
Released criminals are not notorious
for heavy tipping, are they?
Ten bucks,
flat rate.
What do you keep
lookin' at, kid?
- Nothing. I wasn't looking at anything.
- Don't give me, " Nothing."
I know who you are,
and you know me.
- You're Miss Gahagan, aren't you?
- Right.
Miss Gahagan, your wonderful, caring,
nurturing third grade teacher...
of the Chatsworth Avenue School.
Look at me, kid.
You're Billy Hannon, right?
- Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, I am.
- I remember you.
You were one of
my biggest underachievers.
[Snickers]
How come you're driving a cab?
Actually, this is my own cab.
I own it.
Well, I own half.
- You own half a cab? Wow.
- Yes.
lookin' over his shoulder.
You're just bustin'to know
what I was cracked for.
- No, I really... No, I really don't.
- Shoplifting.
They caught me
at the Grand Union...
and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch.
The bird had one of those, uh...
Goddamn. What do they call it?
Metal things in it,
set off the detector.
Detectors in food stores.
What a society.
And I don't even want to think
of the number of infants...
and are choking to death on them.
[Sighs]
What a world.
- Eat a bite of turkey,
you go straight to hell.
- Right.
Yeah, I guess it's hard to make
ends meet in the retirement sector.
Oh, I do okay. I just steal stuff
to f*** with people.
- You ever steal anything, Billy?
- No, ma'am, I wouldn't do that.
No, no, of course.
You're a basic underachiever.
As always, too scared
You were more, uh,
the mystical sort.
You were going to be
a priest, if I recall.
Didn't you graduate
from Loyola?
No, no. It just, uh...
It just wasn't my destiny.
Destiny? [Laughs]
What a crock of sh*t!
[Continues Laughing]
Miss Gahagan,
why don't you take this?
You need this
more than I do.
And listen to me
for a second, okay?
I am not an underachiever.
I'm not.
I am just trying to achieve something
different than most people I know.
Oh, and what is that?
- Harmony.
- [Laughs]
You're a riot, Billy.
You're kind of pathetic,
but you're a riot.
Let me give you
some advice, Father.
The world is a sewer,
and we're all livin' in hell.
The sooner you can accept that,
the sooner you'll be able
to get on with your life.
So long.
[Newscaster On TV] It's not often we
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