Due Date Page #2
ETHAN:
I'm trying to be informative.PETER:
lt's not cool.Would you and your friend mind
stepping to the front of the plane?
My friend?
I'm sorry, I need you
to come with me, please.
Listen. This clown,
I've never seen before in my life.
That's not true.
We switched bags at curbside.
-That was an accident. And he had--
MAN:
Sir!Federal air marshal.
Please step to the front of the plane.
What? Why?
Drop the device.
-lt's not a device, it's a BlackBerry.
-Drop the device!
What are you gonna do, rent-a-cop?
Shoot me--?
[CROWD SCREAMS]
It's okay, everyone. He'll be fine.
It's only a rubber bullet.
[APPLAUDlNG]
Good news, Mr. Highman.
They found your bags on the airplane.
-Oh, good.
-Unfortunately, that plane's over Kansas.
-Figures.
-But l do have your cell phone for you.
Now, if you wouldn't mind just signing this.
It's a simple release.
So l don't sue you.
Just saying we acted in accordance
with state law.
-Sure did.
-Good.
If you put your address there,
I'll have your bags shipped.
Let them land at LAX and l'll pick them up
when l get there. When's the next flight?
-ln an hour, but you won't be on it.
-Why's that?
You're on the No-Fly list.
-Why?
-lt says right here.
-You and your friend.
-Who?
-The gentleman l just interviewed.
-l've never seen that dipshit before.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-He had nice things to say about you.
-l'm on a No-Fly list? This is ridiculous.
-Regardless--
-No.
I have a pregnant wife, I have to get back.
This is a huge misunderstanding.
-What am l supposed to do?
-Have you ever seen Forrest Gump?
Yes.
Well, he ran across country,
and he was pretty stupid.
So l have faith in you.
You're free to leave.
SARAH [OVER PHONE]:
What kind of incident?
PETER:
I'm probably overstating.
It's the manageable kind.
A micro-incident.
But it unfortunately landed me
on a No-Fly list.
What did you do, Peter?
Did you snap at somebody?
Nope. I did not. l was cool,
calm and collected the whole time.
I was completely in my rights.
You get so carried away sometimes.
How are you gonna get home?
I have a plan.
And the plan is sorting itself out.
-But my wallet is traveling.
-What?
The ID's in it, l've been trying
to rent a car, I had the office fax--
But l am exhausting any
and all opportunities to--
[CAR ALARM WAlLS]
Hey! I've been looking all over for you.
-Stay away from me.
ETHAN:
But I found something of yours.Honey, this might all be solved.
I'll call you right back.
Peter?
You got my stuff?
-l grabbed it before they zip-tied me.
-Rally Monkey?
-You get my wallet?
-l didn't see it.
Where's my bag?
I saw your bag, but I didn't grab it
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