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guy you'll meet here.
Shut the f*** up, Derek!
Nice comeback, bro.
Don't mind the camera.
That's Z.Q.
You should see the workout tapes
he makes of us bros.
They're very... artistic.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Come on. Let's go inside.
Siskel and Ebert say
"Pizza Goblins"
is "family magic."
"Two thumbs way down."
Dragons fr...
Welcome to Delta Bi.
You'll see
that the party never stops here.
That's Spike.
He rages harder than any of us.
Classic Spike.
That there is Sizzler.
He's trying to pledge Delta Bi,
but he won't get in
'cause he's a vegetarian.
What?
This here is Samzy.
He has a lot
of memories of your brother.
I made them just like you
like them, Samzy... overhard.
- Pretty nice.
- Overhard.
Like you, Samzy.
Sorry.
Samzy's a bit of a b*tch.
Oh. That explains it.
This is Todd.
We call him T-O-Double-D
for short.
He's pre-med.
Smartest guy in the frat.
Ohh!
Jesus, Derek, not now!
I got a lot on my mind.
Look at all my work
that I'm doing.
With midterms and finals
for everyone, what...
- Brock?
- Oh, this is actually Brent,
Brock's twin brother.
Weird.
- Surprise!
- No!
Ugh!
Samantha, what the f***?!
That's Todd's girlfriend,
Samantha.
She's a psych major, which means
she's a total psycho.
But, uh, you know,
she owns a motor home,
- so it's cool.
- Oh.
Babe, you can't keep
coming in here,
bringing delicious treats
for me.
But you deserve a treat, Todd!
Just a little bit of pampering
before our big anniversary
getaway weekend
in old-town Sacramento.
Mm-hmm.
But they're over on the floor.
Sorry I tossed your cookies
back there.
That's okay. I'm used to it.
What do you mean?
I've always wanted
to be a Delta Bi.
Be one of these guys? Why?
Delta Bi is the coolest frat
in Chico,
but I'm a girl,
even though I'm a legacy.
Listen...
I know
what it's like to not belong.
Brent!
I'm coming, guys!
I'm coming!
All right, I came.
back there.
Knew you'd fit in here.
But I never knew tai chi.
My dead brother knew tai chi.
You okay?
Sure.
Uh, where's Brock's old room?
Yeah.
And the winner for best dancer
at prom, Brent Chirino!
Ugh! This is my room!
I called dibs on this room like
Sh*t!
You got to get out of here!
I got to haze a pledge
right now.
- This is Turbeaux.
- I'm Turbeaux.
Sh*t! Pinch me, pledge.
Oh! Pinch me harder!
Aah! Guess I'm not dreaming.
Brock told me about you...
little
Hmm!
He said you're a bit of a loner.
Actually, Turbeaux,
Brent's thinking about pledging.
Oh, really?!
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