Dude Page #2
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- Year:
- 2018
- 97 min
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Sometimes I just wanna punch her
in her third eye.
I guess if I don't get in,
Santa Barbara wouldn't be that bad.
No. Hm-mmm.
You're going to NYU
and I'm going to Columbia.
We're gonna be life partners forever.
God, imagine how many times
we've walked these halls and thought
three months, two months, two weeks.
How the f*** did we get here?
"Time has a terrible way of fleeting by."
My mom wrote that to me
in a letter when I was eight.
Okay. I got to dump out.
I can't believe
you like shitting at school.
I'm very comfortable here.
So...
- Yo! What's up?
- Hey.
Just the girl I was looking for.
- Oh, Sam.
- Jared.
Jared. Hey guys, what's up?
So, we got a create-a-party tomorrow
at Carrie's and I need to spread the word.
- Hold on.
- Uh-oh.
I know what this is.
Hi, guys.
Hi. So, it was a really good day
at Path Less Taken, wasn't it?
Yeah, this guy knows
what I'm talking about. Cool.
Okay. So we only have
two weeks left, right?
- We need to cherish...
- And so, at prom, you two going together?
Well, yeah. Mein Fuhrer 's orders.
Yeah, she used to pencil in our playdates.
Prom, May 18th, it's gonna be
the best night of your life.
- But it's a shame though.
- I promise you.
- Buy tickets, please.
- I look fine in a tux.
Please, please.
Also, party at Carrie's tomorrow night.
Yes, thank you.
- Bye.
- Here you go.
Hey.
- Yo.
- Yo.
- Pretty good, huh?
- Mmm, that was nice.
- Bemis alarm. 3:00.
- Oh. Ooh,
Bemis.
Bite my penis.
- I know, right?
I like his wizard glasses.
Yeah, I'd let him Harry Potter this.
You should hide Donkey Bong better.
Come on. We need him around.
His last days of high school, too.
So we'll pick up tree
then meet at my house, yeah?
- For sure.
- Okay. Bye.
Becks.
Beck.
Rebecca, come on.
Becks.
Give it to me now
I wanna li-li-li-lick you
From your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed
Down to the down to the to the floor
And I wanna ah-ah
You make it so good
I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know
What was your fantasy
I wanna li-li-li-lick you
From your head to your toes
Hello? Yeah, father.
Divorce meeting tomorrow, remember?
Why don't you call her?
Bye.
Are you f...
Hey, don't text and drive.
From Dad, "Your mother is a b*tch."
Is everything okay?
Do you ever feel like your parents only
see you as an extension of their own ego
and have no regard
for your personal happiness
as an autonomous human being?
Yes. And they just don't know how to
support you in the ways that you need,
and that makes you feel alienated,
and then you feel guilty
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