Dude, Where's My Car? Page #3

Later dudes.

Dude, you just touched|Christie Bonner's hoohoo.

Shibby.

Low 5.

Let's get out of here.

That Christie Bonner is super hot.

Where did we get a suitcase full of money?

Man, and why don't we have it now?

Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.

No. If we had a ridiculous|sum of money where would we go?

Dude.

Sweet.

No way we were here last night.

We'd never fit into the place like this.

Look everyone! It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester!

Good afternoon Jesse, Chester.|How are we feeling today?

A little fuzzy.

Hi Chester.

Hi Jesse.

Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?

Have we met?

It's me, Tania.

Remember last night when I gave you|that super special slippery lap dance?

Of course. How can I forget?

You wanna do it again?

This time it's on me.

If you say so.

Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?

Did you ever?

Sweet.

Sweet.

So. Just how super special|can a slippery lap dance be?

What the hell were you thinking throwing around|my money like that?|That wasn't part of the plan!

You're a...

I'm a gender challenged male!

What does that mean?

Oh dude, you're a dude! That's...

Oh! No!

Last night I had the two of you sneak|a suitcase of stolen money out of the club.

You stole the money?

200 000 $.

200 000 $?

I gave you the suitcase and left. You guys were|supposed to meet me|but you never showed up.

Where's that suitcase?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Where's that suitcase?

It's in my car.

Then get it! Fast.

Or else you'll be singing soprano.

Dude, dude!

We've got to go.

What? Are you crazy? I'm|strawing by breakdancing strippers.

Seriously, this is an emergency.

So is this dude.

It's a breakdancing stripper emergency.

Bye!

Bye Chester!

I love you!

OK. Apparently we were supposed to meet him|with the suitcase|and we just didn't show up.

Huh. Sounds like us.

Man.

How wasted were we last night.

Well, I touched Christie Bonner's hoohoo...

...we're on the hook for a 200 000 $ on loan|from transsexual stripper|and my car is gone.

I'd say we were pretty wasted.

Dude, we really need to find your car.

OK. Let's see, the last place we|remember being last night was...

the twins.

But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.

I got it.

We'll just get them a|little something for now.

And then, when we find the car|we'll give them the real gifts.

Dollar, thirty nine.

I don't know.

Trust me.

It's gonna be totally cool.

OK.

Let's go.

We are so dead.

Roger that.

We've been cleaning all morning.|What do you guys have to say for yourselves?

Happy anniversary.

The

The Twins

We ate all the dark ones coz we|now you guys don't like those.

Dark ones are the only ones we do like.

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