Dude, Where's My Car? Page #2

And then?

Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.

And then?

That's it. I think that's about it.

And then?

No. That's it.

And then?

No 'and then'. I..., I..., that's all I want.

And then?

And then, and then, and then I'm,|then nothing else coz I'm done ordering. OK?

And then?

No. No. See, all I want is the three|orders of the garlic chicken|and the three orders of the white rice

And then?

And the soup dude.

Oh, and the wantan soup.

And then?

And the cookies fortune.

And the fortune cookies, yes. So it's|just the, it's the, the chicken...

the rice, the soup and the fortune|cookies and that's it.

And then?

And then you can put it in a brown paper bag|and come put in my hand coz I'm ready to eat.

And then?

I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.

And then?

No, No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No, no 'and then'!

And then?

You're really starting to piss me off lady!

And then?

And then, I'm gonna come in there...

...and I'm gonna put my foot in|your ass if you say 'and then' again!

And then? And then? And then?|And then? And then?

And then?

Come on Nelson! Just help us find my car!

You know you didn't have to|go a eggrow in that speaker box.

Well I'm not the one that|called the Dalai Lama a fag.

I was just kidding' around.

Yeah, well Nelson didn't appreciate it. OK?

Look! It's Chrisite Bonner.

WOW!

The hottest of the hot.

El fuego of all that is el fuego.

Did she just wave at us?

No way!

She would never wave at us.

Then why did she just wave at us.

I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people.

People she waves to.

Hi Chester.

Hi.

Hi Jesse.

I had a really good time with you last night.

Ah, me too.

That was some crazy party, huh?

Hey, ah, have you seen my car?

Well, I saw it last night.

I mean I saw the back seat.

Oh! I'm talking about the whole thing.

Why don't you just go out and buy another one|with all the money you were throwing around?

Money?

Yeah. Don't you remember you had that|really nice suitcase full of money?

A suitcase full of money

Don't you remember giving me|500$ to show you my hoohoos?

- 500$?|- Hoohoos?

You mean you don't remember anything?

How about now?

No.

How about now?

You know, I'm a little bit fuzzy too.|Maybe if I could get a little refresh of course.

Alright.

Are these loosers bothering you Christie?

No Tommy.

Guys like you could never score|with the chick like this.

I suggest you stick to your own kind.

You're such a jerk.

Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend

stoner bashing time.

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

OK.

Consider this your warning.

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