Duck Duck Goose Page #2

Listen, Mr. Fun, maybe the juniors can

teach you a thing or two about teamwork.

"Teamwork..."

Fly with the kids. Can you believe that?

I mean, me?

They're so slow

it'd be like flying backwards.

The best flyer in the flock

wouldn't think twice about it.

Exactly. Even if I leave tomorrow,

I would get there before you.

Yeah. That's because

you're flying by yourself.

Anyone can do that.

Sticking together, that's what's harder.

Yeah, I agree with you,

but come on, I mean the juniors?

Honk if you need me, Peng.

Otherwise, see ya when I see ya.

I buried treasure. It's in the...

Wait! Guys! Guys!

Wait for us! Please...

Shh! Look!

Two little orphans,

all alone in a big wide world.

So vulnerable, so sad, so delicious.

They're sitting ducks. Let's eat them now.

Patience, it'll be dark soon.

Peng, it's migration day.

Why didn't you leave with the others?

I'll go tomorrow, Larry.

I can't wait to see their faces

when I'm waiting for them at the waypoint.

Son, if you live your life

like it's always a race,

chances are you'll get

exactly what you want.

See, that's what I'm saying.

What I meant was,

you'll pass everyone by

and wind up with yourself.

No one else.

All I know, Larry, is life is a race.

And nobody wants to be a loser.

Hmm. Did I ever tell you

about the turtle and the rabbit?

Well, now see, a cousin of mine,

decided to race a jackrabbit.

Everyone told him, "You're crazy.

A turtle ain't built for speed."

But he went ahead anyway and you know,

the darnedest thing happened.

I'm just gonna spit-ball here, um,

the turtle got to the finish line first?

Nope. Never saw him again.

Crazy varmint had no sense of direction.

That's a good one, Larry.

Peng. Whoa! Whee! I'm not a frog.

Sorry, Larry. You okay?

I'm all right. Feel fine!

Cleared my sinuses.

"Wind up with yourself."

Like I'm gonna take advice

from a talking rock.

Just to recap, flock, this is not a drill.

The chances of fatality at this point

are exceptionally slim,

only one in five of us are likely to die.

Excellent form recruits! Just like a V!

Keep form! Keep the V!

All right flock, keep it loose!

Fly like a goose!

- I'm kidding. Keep the V.

- Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

JJ, honey, I was really worried

about you for a second there.

Sorry, Dad. I really tried

to talk some sense into Peng.

Sense? Into Peng?

It'd be easier to train a frog to fly.

No offense, Chauncey.

It's okay, little brother.

I think it's gone.

Surprise!

Look out! Run!

Ducklings,

party of two, your table's ready.

Sorry to disturb you. We're going now.

No, we're not!

Our dinner's in there somewhere.

You're kidding right? Get lost!

If I could fly,

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