Dry Rot Page #3

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that castle and I will not tolerate any

dirty Rascals no I will not sit down Oh

morning do I know you know the names

dandy mind Wagstaff Colonel Wagstaff how

do you do

why beg your pardon how you do oh

darling this is my wife

essentially that's my wife this is mr.

big beam no sir danby danby that's right

this is mr. dam he was arriving on

Tuesday that's right yeah but today is

Tuesday yesterday is coming next Tuesday

you are coming next Tuesday aren't you

why somebody having a birthday

no no but mr. Table isn't arriving yet

today is he oh I hope he is he's on his

way.

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Straight over the rabbit down

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She's sweet able to take me into town

like this but they'll just have to buy

some new crop real with some eating off

the table club it's a pleasure but you

better get something this time that

bounces as long as you have that best

working for you she'd soon find

something else to break

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You've got 10,000 bags worth of rice

sauce there no Carteret fresh IP also

that report back to me in the bullet cap

where should I hide it anywhere anywhere

itches

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Come on there Fred

let's get it started give it a crank the

elastics broken ever look under the

bonnet oh all right

no there's not much here

was it have we room for a jockey on

Friday hold on a moment now to find out

door is yes dear would you care for a

jockey on Friday what dear have we room

for a jockey on Friday oh I should think

so they're quite small don't be silly

dear do I do it but I know not not you

yes yes little bit quite alright okay

goodbye come on boy

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Brava city just the place a bit drafty

but if we keep the doors closed would be

all right

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No answer go will ring the bell I have

it don't work I'll push the punishing

door I can't stand the old guy alright

how do you do how do you do my name is

Tom oh really

mr. Alfred tap and this is mr. Fredrick

ships armies Belize yes you're a right

case and I am expecting my secretary oh

well mr. dandy ah that's the gazer

that's the line it up has he arrived yet

well actually he's out at the moment do

come in oh thank you quite a smashing

helps you've got here well let's take

the old homes of England trainee

distinguish you been to France

no the river area I always wanted to go

to France do you speak French do you not

a word do you know fluently

well if you'll excuse me I must finish

getting your rooms ready do ring if you

want anything

oh thank you wait what do you mean

la-dee-da

what's the good of me going to all that

expense for the secretary and I might be

carve you gonna put your great big foot

in it we've got to be inconspicuous um

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