Drunk Wedding
- R
- Year:
- 2015
- 81 min
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Customer service, how can I help you?
Yeah. Hi, my name's Phil
and I'm a filmmaker,
and I just bought your camera.
And I think it's broken,
to tell you the truth, 'cause it's...
What exactly is the problem?
Well, there's no picture, okay, bud?
It's just... I'm just seeing black.
These buttons don't seem to be
doing anything, you know?
Sir, did you remove the lens cap?
Did that fix if?
No. Thanks, though, it's...
I'll figure it out.
Hi. My name's Phil.
I live here with my wife Daphne.
She's a great gal.
Daphne's little sister, Elissa...
Hot. She's getting married
Jon, man, you're marrying
my wife's sister,
which makes us brothers.
They're doing a destination wedding.
That means, you go somewhere
and you get married.
And they're going to Nicaragua,
which means
they're going to Nicaragua.
I thought, "Hey, let's get
a whole mess of cameras",
"send them to, you know,
out to all the friends"
"and just have 'em film
all the craziness we get into."
Put it all together in, like,
for the guys 'cause...
- Phil?
- They're both special to me.
- That's Daph.
- Hey!
Where are you?
- Hey-
- Hey-
- Hey. How are you?
- What's going on?
- What's that? A camera?
- Yes, isn't that cool?
Where'd you get a camera?
I got a camera at Best Buy,
where electronics are sold.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
How did the interview go?
Well, I got a camera.
So you got the job?
They're gonna... It's on file.
Why did you buy
a ton of cameras today?
I told you, I wanted to do
a Jon and Elissa video.
I'm gonna make them
an epic wedding video...
No, you're not. No, you're not.
- I'm returning these.
- ...with the cameras.
- I'm returning them.
- Hey, no, you're not, 'cause I...
I threw out all the boxes,
and there are only receipts.
Okay, well,
I'll sell 'em on Craigslist, then.
Baby, don't do that!
What's up, everyone?
Johnny and I, we've been boys ever since
we were roommates in college.
You getting married, brother. I love you.
Sarah here with
my fantastic boyfriend, Ivan.
I can't believe
you're actually getting married.
- Have you seen my passport?
- No, I haven't.
but they have to get married
in Central America.
- Baby?
- Yeah?
Who's making the trip to Nicaragua?
- Fancy shirt.
- Yeah.
We're gonna have a good time
this weekend, aren't we?
Yeah, yeah.
You've got, like, yogurt.
Tammy!
- Hey! What's up, dude?
- How you doin', man?
- It's been a long time, look at you.
- Give me a hug.
It's so good to see you.
I am tearing that ass apart
this weekend.
Okay, it's rolling. Get out here.
Yeah, baby.
- Come on.
- Is that good?
It's... Yeah.
- We're getting married.
- I know.
Get on the bed.
- Let's turn the camera off.
- No.
Seriously? You wanna make a sex tape?
Yeah, babe.
- You're...
- So cute...
Sorry.
That was really hard!
I'm a slut.
You're a slut.
You're such a big slut right now.
I am. Don't laugh at me.
- I am marrying a slut.
- You are.
You ready to meet my oldest
and best friend in the whole world?
Hell, yeah.
Oh, my God, it's incredible here.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
It's a wedding! It's a wedding!
- Oh, my God!
- What the f***, dude!
We are getting married!
- Are you naked?
- Come on, Linc.
- Are you naked?
- Get the f*** out.
I'm gonna kill you!
- Man, it's good to see you.
- Get off!
- Dude, I've got a boner.
- I know. I can feel it.
I couldn't wait any longer.
You f***ing sick bastard.
- Hi, Maggie.
- Hi.
I mean, we're used to it with Linc.
Wait, what flight did you get in?
We didn't fly. I drove.
Down through Texas,
crossed the border at Ciudad Jurez.
Dude, you drove to Nicaragua?
Yeah, been on the road three weeks.
I didn't have money.
I didn't have 800 bucks
- I'm not gonna miss your wedding.
- I love you, man.
Hey!
Boss!
So you and Jon have
known each other a long time, yeah?
Long time. Since our tween years, right?
But you're meeting these other guys,
like, for the first time, like me?
- Like these guys?
- There he is!
- What's up?
- Hi.
- Yeah!
- What's on?
We all know what happens
when this guy's around.
Yeah, we've ripped it before,
spring breaks, ski trips.
Sh*t's gotta get weird this weekend.
I want you on lock, Linc.
Here's the key, my man.
Totally. Yeah, take my key, too, man.
Hey!
- Everybody take a shot.
- One shot for me.
- I'm getting married tomorrow.
- Yes.
You are.
Yes, Nicaragua.
The thing about this group of friends is,
we were kids together, you know?
And now you guys are the first ones
in the group to get married.
That's like a wake-up call.
We're adults now.
Look at that hot little boy.
I wanna sit on his face.
- Yup.
- Maybe.
We met on the way down
at a bar in Las Cruces.
Yeah, you got so charming
after the shot of mescal.
So are you, like, together now?
- Sort of.
- Yeah, it's a flexible situation.
Well, I'm a monogamous, so hands off.
Okay-
Look at those
pretty Bloom sisters together.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Six blessed years.
- Six years?
- We've been together for six years.
Gee, that's two years longer
than Jon and Elissa, right?
They're getting married.
Thanks for your observation, Phil.
Well, hello, tiny dancer.
- You liking it?
- Let's see. Turn around.
Hold me closer, Cal.
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