Drive Me Crazy Page #3

Chase, do you have

to get so close?

- Closer is louder!

- That's my point!

- Mine, too.

- We can't talk up there.

We talked in the car.

Is something in particular

on your mind?

I just don't see why you won't come

with us tomorrow night.

- To ALF?

- Come on, it's right up your alley.

I told you already.

I'm not interested. Drop it.

Look, you go, okay?

Knock yourself out.

I don't get you.

I mean, you spend half your life

in detention protesting Hanson

- or the constipated hitter...

- Designated hitter.

Whatever.

But when it comes to something

really important...

What?

You think you're

so James Dean, Chase.

But all this so-called rebellion...

it's a joke.

We're breaking up, aren't we?

I just think that we're headed

in different directions.

That's all.

(rock music playing)

# your big day #

# your big day. #

Are you stoned?

(scoffs)

Are you serious?

It's 9:
00 p.m.

yeah, so it is.

you didn't get out of bed all day.

Then wouldn't

the correct question be,

"Son, are you ill?"

- Are you?

- No.

Are you stoned?

you could tell me, you know.

I'd be cool.

yeah, I know you'd be cool.

And what is that

supposed to mean?

It means I've read your yearbook.

"Onward through the fog.

Light up and party.

Have sex, be free,

we're the class of '73."

Are you stoned?

Dad, until you come in here

and see a black light

and felt Led Zeppelin poster,

rest easy.

Promise?

Promise.

(whistling)

Mr. Hammond.

- yo, rise and shine.

- We've got dates.

- (glass shatters)

- Dates?

# But I enjoy making some noise,

fooling around #

# I listen to the sound #

# You and I get

and everything's set #

# Be sure you know how to have

a real good time... #

Nicole:

What are you doing?

If security asks, just come

over here and do your job.

Nicole, I'm afraid

I've got some news.

yeah?

Adonis jock falls hard

for rival spirit head.

Translation?

The cheerleader from Apex,

the one he landed on

last week in the game.

The slut who pretended

she couldn't get out of his way?

That's the one.

He loves her.

Tsk. Love. Like I care.

Wait a minute.

Who's he taking

to our school centennial?

That would be her.

# Be sure you know how to have

a real good time. #

(sighs)

Chase:

What are we doing?

I don't know.

She swore she'd be here with friends,

you know, for safety.

She swore?

Who is this chick?

- Daughter Judy.

- Maybe she had to walk Astro.

Daughter Judy's

her screen name.

We've been emailing each other.

She's way into space.

- Cyber girls are hot.

- Oh, yeah.

I've never kissed another girl.

I've never kissed Chase Hammond

at the Skate Palace in sixth grade.

Chase Hammond? I never did it

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