Drama\Mex Page #2

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to buy some boots?

Where's your sister?

I don't know, in her bedroom, depressed.

Hey, Dad, I really need those boots!

Take me.

The national team won their game.

Look, "I'd love to meet you".

That phrase is used by a lot of people.

"I'd love to meet you".

And, well, since the first time they see you,

they start talking about superficial

subjects, please don't take offense...

it's also rather ridiculous,

but what can you do?

No way you're gonna start

telling them about being

Aristotle's cousin, true?

Yeah.

That's terrible.

Your mom.

No, no, don't worry... yes...

Yes, if I hear anything, I'll let you know.

Really, I promise.

But calm down, will you, sis?

If I hear anything, I'll let you know.

But relax, huh? Bye.

Mariana, your mother is hysterical.

If she finds out you're here...

Yeah, I know,

but I'm totally fed up with her.

But don't you think

you should at least call her?

- I can't cope with her any longer.

- So what, then?

You can't stay here forever.

- I'll straighten it all out tomorrow.

- Come on, Mom, let me sleep!

So...

- What's the plan, then?

- Let's go some place.

The boss is away so I can

take you to have some really good

Pias Coladas, what do you say?

Hi.

We have to get you an ID

so you can get into the bars.

- Yeah, otherwise, no way.

- And fix your hair.

And steer clear of the Mexicans.

They're the worst.

And you can forget about the Chilangos.

They always rob you.

Once you spot a possibility,

move in and make a sexy mouth.

What's a sexy mouth?

Caleto!

Jenny, what gives, Jenny?

How you doin'?

- Good.

- That's so good.

We haven't met. Ah, Yahaira?

Marta, how're things, my little chickies?

- Now then, who are you?

- She's my friend, Tigrillo.

- She's gonna become a Yahaira.

- Oh, a Yahaira, eh?

Except I don't understand about

how to make a sexy mouth.

- It's like what Paulina Rubio does.

- How?

- Ooh baby...

- Haven't you seen her?

Look, it's like this.

As if you'd just bitten a chili.

- Like this?

- No, like this.

Like this.

Oh, honeychild,

it's the first thing you gotta learn.

- Like this?

- Like this.

Oh, yeah, real sexy,

like Madonna, oh, yeah.

- Like this?

- How?

Oh, girlie, you must know.

Where are you from?

You got it!

So, when you find yourself

some rich-looking dudes,

you move in on them and ask them

if they want a massage.

If they don't speak Spanish, you say

"Want massage and oral relaxation?"

They all say yes, but just

don't ever go into their rooms.

- How do you say it?

- "Re-lax-ation."

But don't let them touch you,

or get you into their room,

or your done for.

Look, those fat guys

are the "Never fails."

The what?

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