Dragonball Evolution

In a time before many can remember...

our planet faced its greatest challenge.

A warlord named Piccolo

came from beyond the stars...

bringing darkness and chaos

to our once peaceful world.

Aided by his disciple Oozaru...

the evil pair brought the human race

to the brink of annihilation.

Cities and countries

crumbled beneath them.

Countless lives were lost.

But... finally...

a group ofbrave warriors

created the Ma Fu Ba...

a powerful enchantment that imprisoned

Piccolo deep within the Earth.

With his master captured,

Oozaru disappeared...

and balance was

slowly restored to our world.

And so it has remained

for thousands of years...

until now.

The first rule is...

there are no rules.

First one to touch the ground loses.

Prepare to eat dirt.

Whoa!

Ha!

Whoa!

Oh-

Harsh. Man!

Yeah. Shadow Crane strike.

You fell for it again.

Well, it's kind of hard

to block a move that I can't see.

Goku, you rely too heavily

on your external senses.

To see, to hear, to touch...

are all overrated.

Oh, true power comes from inside.

Your ki.

Yeah. That's your best defense...

and your greatest weapon.

See? Now use your ki.

Mmm.

I'm sorry, Grandpa. I didn't feel a thing.

Someday, Goku.

Yeah. Someday I'll beat you.

That'll be something to tell your friends-

beating up on a 70-year-old man.

What friends? Everybody at school treats

me like I'm nothing, Grandpa.

- You're special, Goku.

- No. I'm different.

I know that, and they know that too.

They push me so far...

that I want to explode.

You know, I could

tear them apart with one hand.

I don't train you to fight boys, Goku.

You promised.

Okay. You made me promise not to fight.

Then teach me something I can use.

Teach me-

Teach me how to get the girl.

Teach me how to talk to her without

stumbling all over everything I say.

Teach me how to be normal.

Normal is also overrated.

You must have faith in who you are.

Goku.

Happy birthday.

You think I forgot?

Susinchu is yours.

- What is it?

- it's a Dragonball.

Susinchu means "four stars. '"

In all the world,

there are only six others-

from one to seven stars.

Besides you, Goku, it's my only treasure.

- So what's it do?

- By itself, nothing. But together...

the seven Dragonballs

will grant the holder one perfect wish.

So keep it safe always.

Thanks, Grandpa.

Whoa!

What-

Hey, Fuller.

Hey, Fuller! You just wrecked my bike.

Agundes, did you just fart, man? 'Cause i

could have swore i just heard something.

You're gonna pay for this, Fuller.

Make me pay, "Geeko. "

Come on. Come on, Geeko.

Right here. Come on, baby.

Show me what you got.

Just like I thought. Nothin'.

Carey, let's go.

I'm gonna be late for class.

Beauty awaits me.

- What's up, Emi?

- Hey.

- He looks like he's gonna cry.

- What's the matter with you?

It's all right.

I have what you want.

On your knees.

This is an astrological phenomenon

known as a complete solar eclipse.

In two weeks' time,

we'll all have the opportunity...

to experience this rare

phenomenon for ourselves.

Now, what causes eclipses, hmm?

- Mr. Kingery.

- Weaver.

A solar eclipse is caused by

the moon blocking the sun from the Earth.

Correct. From the dawn of civilization...

superstitions have marked solar eclipses

as the sign of the apocalypse.

In india, for example,

the eclipse symbolizes Rahu...

demon of darkness, devouring the sun.

The Chinese believe

eclipses are caused by a dragon-

Goku.

- Goku!

- Yeah. What?

What might our ancestors

say about the upcoming solar eclipse?

Oh, uh...

well, my grandfather would say,

"Beware of the Nameks. "

Nameks?

Yeah. They're an alien race

that nearly destroyed Earth over...

uh, 2,000 years ago.

Well, let's hope

it doesn't happen again, hmm?

Oh, no.

Oh, great. Not again.

I hate those things. They never work.

And just look at my picture.

I have a paper due next period,

and it's stuck in here.

Gotta go.

Damn it!

Oh!

Hey. Goku, right?

Yeah.

- Did you do that?

- Uh, yeah.

You used your ki.

Wait. You know about ki?

Just because my name is Chi Chi

doesn't make me a complete idiot.

Right. Right. 'Cause there's a lot

stupider names than Chi Chi.

I'm not saying that

Chi Chi's a stupid name.

I'm just saying that it's not normal.

Ah. But normal is overrated.

I'm not saying that you're stupid or overrated.

I'm just- i'm gonna stop now.

Hey. I'm having a party

tonight at my house.

I'll be there.

- Okay.

- Yes!

Hi. Hi.

Hi, Chi Chi.

Hi.

Goku! I got fresh chicken feet!

Yeah. Couldn't find

good swallow's tongue.

Ah, but the squabs were fat.

Beauty awaits.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mmm.

Goku. Happy birthday!

Goku?

- Hey. Check it out.

- There he is.

What are you doing here, Geeko?

Uh, I'm just going to the party.

Uh- I was invited.

I'm not looking for any trouble.

Trouble found you, freak.

So, listen.

Why don't you turn around, walk away...

no one will even know you were here.

See ya.

- Later, loser.

- All right.

I'm not doing that anymore.

I made a promise

that I wasn't gonna fight.

What?

- I made a promise that I'm not gonna fight.

- Oh.

Don't worry. It won't be a fight.

It'll be a massacre.

Missed.

Missed again.

Whoa!

My hand!

That's gotta hurt.

Hey, Chi Chi.

Hey. Thanks for inviting me to your party.

Oh, uh, and, Fuller, your boys-

they've been showing me what they got.

Nothin'.

You're so dead.

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