Dragon Hunters Page #2

it's just my way of talking, k?

Now we got two jimbob dragons, night terror ...

Got the money on you, kid?

- Umm, no.

- Figures.

But of course your daddys got money, right?

Where are your parents?

They're dead, mister.

Ahh, What misfortune ...

Once again we work for peanuts!

What you been doing in the woods at night,

without a Guinea in your pocket?

Uuh I'm looking for a noble knights

for my uncle, who is very, very rich.

Wait a minute, very, very rich?

You are real knights,

aren't you, my lord?

The knight Lian-chu was hiding

behind the village gates.

The sun was up, bloodthirsty

dragons were attacking from all sides,

The Knight Lian-chu was alone,

you see?

- Alone against all odds.

- And then?

And then, Knight Lian-chu grabs

onto a roof by the tips of his teeth.

- By his teeth?

- Yeah!

And he leaps above the horde holloring ...

And after that, after that, my lord?

After that, Knight

Lian-chu jumps into the crowd,

A smack here -

and a whack there.

Wham bam thank you ma'am,

he ducks, a sword in each hand.

And he sends them all flying with a kick to the butt,

a real massacre.

-Wow

- They took about a whole weekto clear the village.

Whoa, that's ... unreal.

Almost as fabulous as

Silver Knight Gothic.

- Eh, What? Competition?

- Silver Knight Gothic.

The hero of legends.

He also slaps around dragons.

With strength, courage and generous spirit.

Oh yeah?

Well, its kind of like that,

except for the generous part.

One shouldn't believe everything you

read in fairy tales, right kid?

You see, were more of a ...

Wandering Knights.

In any case, Uncle Arnold

is going to be happy to see you.

Real big.

I'm going to have to be darn credible now.

My lords and ladies ...

How ya doin? Put a smile and

open up your bulging purses.

Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-chu,

the greatest dragon hunters of ...

Who dares to disturb me

during my CLISTER.

With all due respect my lord, it is two

miserable louts and your niece.

- Not at all.

- Zo.

They are wandering knights, uncle.

They just saved my life.

Go to your room,

you little runaway.

Uncle ...

Tomorrow it's off to the crooked tooth..

You, what feats have you done?

besides putting up with my niece?

Eh, us? well, uh, The noble knight

Lian-chu is famous in many a land,

and his fearless feats have

inspired so many before him

- that the ...

- Spare me the folklore.

Warrior, take a step forward.

He's got muscles ...

and, uh, raw power!

Yes, the attributes

of a true warrior.

Your Highness, if you please,

they are but ...

Shut up, Gildas.

Lets roll son,

I have a mission for you.

Every twenty seasons,

the most terrifying dragon alive wakes up,

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