Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Synopsis: Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker's Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van Helsing is brought in to save the day.
Director(s): Mel Brooks
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
11%
PG-13
Year:
1995
88 min
915 Views


Your eyelids are getting heavy.

You feel that...

Renfield, you fell asleep too soon.

I have more to tell you.

Wake up.

Now, you are feeling drowsy.

What a simpleton.

Renfield, forget about sleeping.

Listen to me.

You hear only my voice.

From this moment on, you are my slave.

You will sacrifice everything for my safety.

In return...

I will give you lives.

Not big lives.

Insects, flies, spiders.

I have chartered a ship

to take us to England.

We'll leave tomorrow evening.

I command you.

Watch over the safety of my coffin.

Yes, master.

Renfield!

I'm coming, master.

Master, don't worry. I'll help you.

I have you now, master.

You look poorly, master.

You're all dried out.

Here, you should have fluids.

Yes, I agree.

I think I will start with the first mate.

It makes me so happy to be at the opera.

I love this palace of art and beauty.

Yes, my dear.

The opera is astonishing.

The music is fraught with love, hate...

sensuality, and unbridled passion.

All the things in my life

I've managed to suppress.

Sorry I'm late, my dear.

- We were worried, Father.

- Sorry. Sit.

I was detained at my asylum.

The most extraordinary lunatic

was brought in today.

The only man found alive on that schooner

that drifted into Whitby Harbor.

Absolutely bizarre.

Hello. Can I help you, sir?

Yes, you may help me.

Dr. Seward is in the next box.

It is imperative that I meet with him alone.

You will tell him

there is a message for him in the lobby.

A message for Dr. Seward in the lobby.

Good. Now go.

Message in the lobby for Dr. Seward.

And you will remember nothing...

of what I tell you.

Extraordinary.

Hello. Can I help you, sir?

"Can I help you, sir?"

What is the matter with you?

- Why did you not tell him?

- About what?

About the message.

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Mel Brooks

Melvin James Brooks is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, composer and songwriter. He is known as a creator of broad film farces and comic parodies. more…

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