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Synopsis: Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker's Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van Helsing is brought in to save the day.
Director(s): Mel Brooks
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
11%
PG-13
Year:
1995
88 min
2,920 Views


For whom?

Never mind. I will tell him myself.

And for your miserable performance...

you will receive no tip.

No tip?

That you remember.

Look what's in here.

Excuse me...

are you the Dr. Seward

whose sanitarium is in Whitby?

- Why, yes.

- I have just purchased Carfax Abbey...

and I understand it adjoins your grounds.

Quite so. And you are?

Forgive me.

I am so renowned in my own country...

I sometimes forget to introduce myself.

- I am Count...

- Dr. Seward...

there is a message for you in the lobby.

Dear God. What is...

Oh, bother. Excuse me.

Dracula.

How do you do, Count Dracula?

I'm Jonathan Harker,

Dr. Seward's assistant.

This is Lucy Westenra...

and this is my fiance,

Dr. Seward's daughter, Mina.

Count Dracula, it will be a relief

to see lights burning...

through those dismal windows

of Carfax Abbey once again.

Oh, yes. The Abbey always reminds me

of that old toast, you know:

"Lofty timbers,

the walls around are bare...

"echoing to our laughter...

"as though the dead were there."

I like the way you think, my dear.

That is one of my favorite subjects.

We must get together

and have a long discussion.

Very long.

Now I take my leave.

I have a pressing appointment.

Count Dracula?

I'm sorry, my dear...

but you have

such a lovely ucipital mapilary.

What's that?

This.

Thank you.

And now I take my leave.

There's something otherworldly

about that man.

- He gives me the shivers.

- Oh, yes.

Me, too.

Count Dracula...

wish we could have that long talk

right now.

Excuse us, my dear.

Dr. Seward, Jonathan.

I was sleeping.

We're sorry, but we heard a noise

in the bushes below your window.

- We thought it might be a prowler.

- Would you mind if we had a look about?

No. Please do.

- Nothing out here.

- Nothing amiss here, either.

What a relief.

I'm very confident

there's no danger here whatsoever.

Sorry to disturb you, dear.

We've searched every inch of the room,

and there's no sign of forcible entry.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Something wrong with this latch.

Not to worry. I'll give it a jolly good slam.

Renfield.

- Yes?

- I can't take it. Can you take it?

The lights, the screaming,

the crazy faces staring at me.

I tell you, the walls are closing in on me.

- I've got to get out of here.

- Guard, get back to work.

Yes, sir.

Come along then, Renfield.

You're going to have tea with the guvnor.

At last.

Now you'll see, Martin.

Dr. Seward will believe I'm not insane.

I wouldn't bet me last shilling on it.

Let's go.

Stay.

- Dr. Seward.

- Yes?

- Mr. Renfield is here.

- Good. Send him out, Martin.

McManus, the patient in the west wing?

- Yes.

- He's having a conniption fit.

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Melvin James Brooks is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, composer and songwriter. He is known as a creator of broad film farces and comic parodies. more…

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