Dr. Giggles Page #2

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I think he's still here.

Alive.

That way.

What is this?

Sh*t.

I don't believe this.

This is where we start.

Stu, what are you doing?

He's in the walls.

- He's in the what?

Secret passageways.

Come on, guys. That's how he's managed

to stay hidden for so long. Duh.

Don't just stand there, start banging.

I'm not doing this.

So, what exactly are we listening for?

A hollow sound.

- Through your head.

A hollow sound...

Where are you going?

Hey.

How long are we gonna keep banging

on the walls before we give up this sh*t?

Stu.

What are you doing? Let us out.

Stu, let me out.

Are you sure they're gonna be all right?

Sure, as long as

they don't wake up Evan.

All they gotta worry about

is what to do with each other.

Oh, f***. Uhn!

F***ing door.

Oh, I think it's dislocated.

Oh, this is just great. Real mature.

This was your idea, wasn't it?

- My idea?

- Yeah, your idea.

You made up this whole bogus expedition

just to get us alone in the dark, right?

You aren't getting any,

so you're wasting your time.

- That offends me.

- Oh, yeah? Then get me out of here.

Trotter, I'm telling you

just get me out of here and...

Just get me out of here...

...and maybe you will get something.

Whew.

Get ready to take your medicine,

Moorehigh.

The doctor is in.

That butt head.

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What's he doing?

He's just trying to make us nervous.

He's doing a good job of it.

Stu.

Stu, this is stupid.

I don't like this.

Come on.

Don't you notice a classic Stuism

when you hear one?

That does not sound like Stu.

Come on, who else could it be?

Stu.

Stu.

- Aah!

- Trotter, what's wrong? What's wrong?

What happened? Let me see.

That is not funny, you a**hole.

That's not funny.

Get me out of here.

I was just joking.

You're so full of sh*t.

Trotter. Trotter get up.

I'm not really seeing patients yet...

...but I guess I can make an exception.

Hello?

Anyone in here?

Is anybody in there?

Well, I'm gonna call the police.

Hmm.

I know.

Way to chug, babe.

I remember riding the Ferris wheel

when I was a little kid.

We'd stop at the top

and I could see all the big kids...

...parked on the hill where we are now.

I wanted to be with the big kids so bad.

Yeah, well,

now you are with the big kids.

You know, Max,

I'm really not that thirsty.

Hey, what's thirst got to do with it?

I just don't wanna drink right now, okay?

Come on, why do we have to get drunk

to have fun?

We don't have to get drunk,

but it's a damn good start.

Well, not for me.

Hey.

Trouble in paradise?

Sh*t.

Hey, the party's moving to the bash.

It's every man for himself.

Most of you are probably

too wet behind the ears...

...to remember this old chartbuster.

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