Dr. Dolittle: A Tinsel Town Tail AKA Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts Page #3

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There's this awesome boutique

that sells high heels for dogs.

It's called Best in Shoe.

So obviously,

she's totally messed, right?.

And I need you to talk to her.

So wait, you're saying your pet

needs help and you think I can help her?.

Yeah.

Can you stay right here

for one minute for me, please?.

Where?. Absolutely not.

Come on, Mom, please.

I really wanna do this.

Maya, we are Ieaving in two weeks

to take you to college.

We have way too much to do

before then.

And with your father in China

working with the pandas for a month...

...it is all up to you and me.

We'II get it done. Don't worry.

-Maya.

-Mom, come on.

You've seen the orientation video.

I won't be able to help another animal

for seven years.

PIease, just Iet me help this one now.

Maya, try the puppy dog eyes.

She's a sucker for those.

Come on, with me.

In three, two, one, and....

PIease.

Now, call me as soon as you arrive

and call me again an hour after that.

-As a matter of fact, call me every hour.

-Okay, Mom.

You will have her back

tomorrow morning, right?.

I have my own jet.

Mom, don't worry.

Everything will be fine, I promise.

-Okay.

-AII right.

More time with Maya.

I get the window seat.

Finally, the break

I've been waiting for.

Hollywood, here I come.

Maya, remember,

I'II be waiting for your call, honey.

I won't forget.

I'II call you when I Iand.

I sure hope Maya packed

some snacks in here.

Monkey Ioves the cheesy puffs.

Bye.

Star maps.

Miss Monaco.

Get out of here.

Wow, what is this place?.

A movie studio?.

Oh, no. This is my house.

Here we are, my Iittle pied-a-terre.

Oh, my gosh.

Come on.

Princess' room is up here, I think.

This house is so big

I never know where I'm going.

Her room?.

The dog has her own room?.

Oh, boy, Maya, you are really gonna

regret bringing me on this trip, huh?.

That's the Iast time I fly coach.

There's never enough tail room.

And now, Monkey is ready

for his close-up.

There she is.

There's my precious Iittle girl.

Hey, how much is that doggy

in the window?.

There's my Iittle boobsie-woobsie.

This is the girl Mommy told you about.

You tell her what's bothering you

and she'II make you feel all better.

Okay, baby-waby?.

AII right,

Iet's see you work your magic.

Okay.

Hey, Princess. I'm Maya.

You wanna tell me what's going on?.

Why don't you wanna Ieave your room?.

Why?. Why?.

Because I'm a guy, that's why.

A frigging guy.

A guy. Hey, I don't bark both ways.

Look at me. Doesn't that crazy broad

realize how humiliating this getup is?.

Do you have any idea how much poop

I take on the street from other dogs?.

It's enough to make a dog

wanna put himself to sleep.

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