Dr. Cabbie Page #2

perhaps nursing

or massage therapy, Mr. uh...

Brown.

Sorry!

- Decaf latte with a heart

for my favourite guy!

- What do I owe you?

- Oh no, it's on me.

- Oh, thanks!

- Have a good day!

Can I help the next customer?

- Just one second!

Hey! What can I get for you?

Coffee?

Coffee?

- I'm... I'm so sorry!

I've just had such a bad day.

I can't get a job here...

- We've all had those. Bye-bye!

- Thanks!

Can I help the next clown?

- I'll take whatever's cheapest,

the bathroom key and a plunger.

OK!

- And move on it, Blondie!

I'm shitting in my pants here!

Hey! Watch it!

- Hey! Mr. India!

Where are you going?

I don't know.

What? In life, or...

I have to go!

W-w-wait! OK! OK!

Today, I give you 50% off

to all sad Indians. Come!

That's fine!

- What a beautiful face, huh?

One smile! One smile! One smile!

Huh? Huh? Come, come, come, come!

No, no! In the front!

Indian style!

Brothers, brothers! Come!

OK, come!

What do you do?

- I'm a doctor.

- You're a doctor?

Check one thing, doctor!

Small joke!

Don't mind! Don't mind!

Where are you going?

Korma Sutra Restaurant.

- Hey! Free diarrhea

with every plate of butler chicken, boss!

And that owner's so horny, man!

He must be judging the chicken nipples

inappropriately also.

He's my uncle.

Nice guy! Very nice guy!

Oh, and that white snake lady, man!

I'd love to show her my python.

- Hey! She's my auntie!

And she's very sweet.

- Oh, yeah!

- Show some respect!

Nice lady, huh? Great!

- Yeah, she is!

- Oh, wow!

Look at this hottie, huh?

Ooh! Ass-testis!

Hey! Excuse me, miss?

Wanna play doctor with my friend?

He's an MD.

- No! Shhh!

- And what are you? The nurse?

- Actually, I'm a...

I specialize in little p*ssy cats!

And I specialize in cracking nuts.

Anytime!

I don't know him.

I'm really sor...

Whoa!

Call me tonight, huh?

555-SEXY.

Area code:
416.

My name is Tony!

- Thanks!

- Anytime, boss!

- Be good!

- Hey, boss?

Call, eh, if you need a cab,

or a drink or a friend

or some hard chicks masala style!

Right now, all I need is a job.

Hey, buddy! That too!

Tony's got your back.

- Thanks!

- Hi, Tony!

This is Simone, the nutcracker...

Deepu, no job here

is too big or too small.

This is just temporary.

No!

- Oh! My

- Oh!

- What are you doing?

- I'm sorry!

Oh! Oh!

Stop your surgery, Doc!

- Yes, Uncle!

- Come! Come with me!

- What happened?

- Come, come, come, come!

That is Dr. Calvin Porter,

famous plastic surgeon.

Take good care of him

and he'll hook you up.

With his daughter?

- No!With a job!

And that's not his daughter.

His daughter's much older.

That's his wife.

- Wow!

- I think he implanted

all of the Silicon Valley right there!

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