Doug's 1st Movie Page #2

Season #1 Episode #1

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DOUG:

Right, pay close attention Miss. Mayonnaise. We mass the streamers over here. Flank with the punch bowl maneuver the record player into position and we hit ‘em right in the middle with a big heart shaped mirror ball. Bang!

PATTI:

Oh Doug, you’re so “dance plannery”.

DOUG:

(clears throat) Indeed. Still it’s not quite there. We need something- a theme!

PATTI:

How about something simple like “true love”.

DOUG:

(gulp) True l-l-love?

PATTI:

True love! You know, when two people love each other…truly!

DOUG:

Oh that true love! (nervous laugh)

(daydream ends)

DOUG:

I know two people perfect for the job Beebe!

(cuts to show Doug and Patti sitting at a table)

PATTI:

Do you really think I’d be good at organizing a dance? I’ve never done anything like that.

DOUG:

I think you’d be great at whatever you wanted to do Patti. I think if you worked on this dance, it would be the best dance ever!

PATTI:

Really? (cut to them in the hallway, newspaper office door, ready to sign up) Not much competition, looks like I’m the only one crazy enough to - (door opens, Guy enters)

GUY:

OK people work, work, work. I’m outta here. (bumps into Patti)

PATTI:

Whoa ahhh!

GUY:

Hey why don’t you watch where- oh hey, looking for me?

DOUG:

Not exact-

GUY:

I think I know. Heart day just around the corner. Do you want to talk in “priveto”?

PATTI:

Guy, I’m here to sign up to work on the dance.

GUY:

What? That dinky lower-grade dance. Look, I got a dozen better ideas kiddo. Instead of hanging out with a bunch of babies you can trade candies with me! Scoot the boot with ‘ya with the upper crowd! What do you say?

DOUG:

(annoyed) Guy?

GUY:

Can’t you see I’m talking to someone? Time to grab your opportunities before they grab someone else, if ‘ya get me, tick tock tick tock (buzzer sound) contestant your answer please.

PATTI:

Thanks anyway Guy but I’m going to the dance. I may even be working on it.

GUY:

Oh whatever sands your wood, don’t say I didn’t offer. I’m outta here! (leaves but comes back) Last chance to change your mind.

PATTI:

Goodbye Guy. (Guy leaves)

DOUG:

That, G- Guy!

(Patti writes her name on the sign up sheet)

PATTI:

There.

MR. MAYONNAISE

Hey Patti! Can you help me get this stuff to the car?

PATTI:

Sure Daddy. See ‘ya Doug.

(Doug signs his name)

DOUG N.

This was going to be the perfect surprise. I knew Patti and I were just the team to make the coolest dance ever.

(cuts to the football field outside the school, Roger and gang are sitting on the bleachers.)

NED:

I don’t know about you, but I’m still scared man.

ROGER:

This is terrible, I thought that lake thing was going to kill me.

BOOMER:

It must have thought we were trying to attack Valentine.

NED:

Yeah, it was protecting him.

WILLY:

Duh, Valentine’s gotta monster on his side.

ROGER:

A monster? On his side? Oh! (in a daydream) Hey, Valentine! Is that a nose or a ski slope? (starts laughing, Skeeter whistles and we see a monster's foot stomp on Roger).

NED:

Rog, you okay?

WILLY:

I think his brain vapor locked!

NED:

Stand back! (throws a drink in Roger’s face, Roger sputters and coughs)

ROGER:

What the?

NED:

His idea.

ROGER:

Why you, I oughta - aha!

WILLY:

Uh, Rog.

ROGER:

Shhhhh. I think I’m getting an idea!

BOOMER:

How can you tell?

NED:

What does it feel like?

WILLY:

Duh, maybe it’s gas.

ROGER:

Just wait, it’s gonna to be the biggest thing to ever hit this town!

ROGER’S GANG

Again?

(scene goes to Skeeter and Doug in the mall)

DOUG:

I can’t believe your camera went off when it hit the ground!

SKEETER:

Yeah maybe I got a picture of the monster!

(Beebe comes out of a store with her dad)

BEEBE:

Oh Doug! I want to thank you, you saved the dance!

BILL BLUFF:

Where are ‘ya honey bunch? Whoa, whoa!

BEEBE:

Take these to the car daddy.

BILL:

Yes dear.

BEEBE:

Oh Skeeter, I was just doing a little shopping, in case someone wants to take me to the dance?

SKEETER:

Uh, honk honk, meet ‘ya at the photo shop man!

BEEBE:

Boys!

BILL:

Is that the boy you like honey bunch?

BEEBE:

If you think I’m discussing that with you daddy, you’re nuts!

(scene changes to outside the mall by Beebe’s car)

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