Donald Cried Page #2

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I would have never have

recognized you, I mean,

you just look

so much different now.

- Mm. -Your skin just looks

tired and worn, and I just...

I just thought, like, when you left

you became, like, a bounty hunter

- or something like that. So

when you came back... -Oh?

Home, it would just be you

on this f***ing motorcycle,

cruising down the street

on a big hog with just...

And everybody, the whole neighborhood's

just coming out and you're f***ing like,

hair is just flowing,

your muscles are all f***ing jacked

up, you have weapons and everything.

Like, the craziest f***ing muscles

anyone has ever f***ing seen.

Just like the most oily, veiny,

strong... just muscles.

And your hair, like...

You obviously cut it, but,

imagine what your hair would look like.

You'd actually...

I just kept...

Yeah, I mean, seeing you now, you'd

look, if your hair was long still,

you'd kinda look like...

I don't know, like a

Jewish witch or something.

But I had pictured you

never cutting your hair.

And it just being like this long

hair that almost told a story

about where you've been.

Like, whoever you killed,

whatever bounties you collected,

you'd take a keepsake from them.

And, like, weave it

into your hair.

And, like, each kill you did

you would take a keepsake.

If you killed a father with like a

family, you'd take the baby's...

Like, something from the baby's

and weave it into your hair.

So your hair would

actually tell the story.

That's kind of how

I had pictured you coming back.

I get this must be pretty

disappointing then, I guess.

No, I mean...

I don't think so. I mean,

I think you look cool too.

You kinda have more like...

Kinda like... a hit man.

Yeah. Yeah!

Well, I mean, it's incredible

for me to be back here.

Sit down. Just take a seat.

Sit down.

Did you see...

Have you seen the,

uh, wonderful...

Mrs. Lisa Marie rose?

No.

Do you know her at all?

Do you know any of her work?

No, I don't... I don't think I

do, it's hard to... hard to...

- Get a read.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

I met her at a convention.

Uh-huh, yeah, I see.

She was like a really

f***ing cool chick.

Like, you would have dug her.

- Like, I know your type.

- Uh-huh.

- I definitely know your type.

- Yeah.

And you would have

f***ing been all over that.

Because not only does she have

the curves and the body,

but she's got the mind.

- And that's what I know...

- That's me.

That's what I know you get into.

I like it! I mean, I think

it's cool that she's a thinker

as well as a doer, but,

I was really impressed

with how she...

Conducted herself, and just

her philosophies and everything.

She seemed like she could

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