Don Peyote Page #4

I don't care what she says.

She wants something

to say at the wedding?

"What is Warren doing?

Uh, is Warren

sitting on his ass?"

"No. He's making a documentary that's

gonna save the f***in' world."

You dig it.

Do you have a lighter?

We're gonna make magic

here, brother.

Is that your guy? Bates.

You should interview him.

You want me to interview...

You want me to interview

your weed dealer?

Yeah, dude.

He's totally dialed in, man.

He knows about conspiracy

theory and sh*t like that.

All types of sh*t.

Bates, you wanna be in a movie?

It's not porn.

Shh!

How you doing? Bates.

Sure, he was a drug dealer,

but that was just his cover.

- What's your name?

- He was part philosopher,

part businessman, part outlaw.

I'm trying to get prepared

for the end of the world.

- You know? Uh...

- Aren't we all?

- What do you mean?

- I'm... I'm with you, man.

I've been f***in'

stockpiling sh*t for the past two years.

Well, I've been planning on stockpiling

sh*t for the past two years.

Like what? The single greatest

threat that humankind faces...

It's not global warming.

It's not aliens.

It's not even natural disaster,

in my opinion.

C.W.P.

What is that, man?

Consolidation

of wealth and power.

Are you familiar...

with the military concept

of full-spectrum dominance?

What? That sounds...

I don't know. I'm not...

On land, sea, air, space,

in the mind, weather.

Yeah.

- Weather?

- Weather.

- You're buggin' me out, man.

- The High Altitude Auroral Radio Project.

A rich oilman in Houston, Texas.

Who does he have

more in common with?

The average Texan,

or a wealthy Arab guy

in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia?

Made his money off oil, okay?

It's not Christian

against Muslim.

It's not left against right.

It's rich against poor.

Behind closed doors, there's no such

thing as Republican or Democrat...

or Christian or Muslim or Jew,

or any of it.

Behind closed doors,

there's rich people and the rest of us.

It's falling apart.

It's all falling apart.

That's the whole point.

This is what I'm saying.

This joint is us.

This joint... This joint is it.

Whether you call it 2012.

Whether you call it

global warming.

When it f***in' happens,

it's all falling apart.

This is a very

exciting time for you both.

Father Angelo and I are thrilled to be able

to co-officiate your wedding ceremony.

- Yeah. Thank you so much for having us.

- You're so welcome.

Well, Karen and Warren,

I know that you voiced some concerns

about interfaith marriage...

and how that might affect your raising

your children and holidays and in-laws...

Warren, what the f***, dude?

Why am I getting a voice mail right now?

Sh*t is on.

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