Don't Kill It Page #2

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but I had no idea it'd be you.

You know,

it is great to see you.

It's been how many

years?

A very long time,

chief Dunham.

I've been looking for

a good excuse

to come back here to visit.

Well, now, tell me,

agent Pierce, is it--?

Is it really necessary

bringing in the bureau and all?

You have had three triple

homicides

in the past week,

is that correct?

Well, now,

that is technically true,

but ain't nothing that the good

men and women of the c.C.D.P

can't handle on their own.

No one's trying to do

your job for you.

I don't wanna be here

just as much

as you don't want me

to be here.

If this was one murder, it would

not fall under our jurisdiction.

But it's been three separate

cases committed

by three separate perps.

Hm.

Means it could be domestic

terrorism,

and we investigate that.

You know what, agent Pierce?

I can assure you

there are no terrorists here

in old chicory creek.

I'm sure you're right.

My job is to make sure that

these cases are unrelated

and I will be on my way.

Well, now, you know what?

That makes good sense.

I like that.

They are unrelated, right?

Uh...

Yeah.

Well, they might be

the tiniest bit related

if you was to look at them

in a certain way.

And what way

would that be, chief?

Each one killed the last.

Yes, that is true.

Excuse me, who are you?

Sir, I told you,

you cannot be in here.

Chief, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

He don't listen very well.

He just barged right past me.

Jebediah woodley.

Mr. woodley, you can't just

come in and barge in like this.

Listen, tough guy,

put them hands behind your back.

- In a minute.

- Mr. woodley,

this is a private meeting.

I have to ask you to leave.

- Real private, the three of us.

- Okay, funny man.

Let's put them big-ass

hands behind--

sir,

your town is in real danger.

I'm here to help.

Mr. woodley,

you are interrupting

an active FBI investigation.

You're FBI?

Yes.

Well, that's a use of

tax dollars I can get behind.

Now, get this assclown

out of here.

All right.

Come with me. Come on.

You want these murders to stop,

you best listen.

You have some information

on these murders?

Yep. Get him away

from me.

I prefer to have you in cuffs,

but okay. Let him go.

Make it quick, Mr. woodley.

Let me start by saying

you're not gonna believe

one damn thing

I'm about to say.

But that don't make

it a lie.

Why don't you start with who

you are and what you know?

I'm a hunter.

Demon hunter.

Demon hunter.

For a second, I thought

you weren't wasting our time.

Get this guy out of here,

put him in cuffs.

I've done this

100 times, honey.

Come on, demon hunter.

Get him out of here.

That's enough, Mr. woodley.

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