Doing Time on 'The Longest Yard' Page #2
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- 2005
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Okay. With what?
That wasn't nice.
When the warden asks you,
what are you gonna say?
Yes?
You're gonna tell him "no."
You got it?
You're gonna tell the warden
that you want nothing to do
with his football fantasies.
Not in my back yard.
Because the warden
don't run this prison. I do.
You understand?
Not entirely.
Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
I don't get to say this
to my new guests very often,
but it's an honor to have you
here at this institution.
It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.
Oh, well, this is Errol Dandridge.
Colonel Sanders
been eating his own chicken.
He's my political adviser.
See, I've been approached
by several very influential people
wondering if I'd be interested
in standing for governor.
They see the way I run this prison,
think maybe I should run this state.
Only with less sodomy, right?
Hopefully none.
Sorry.
Now, there are two things we take very
seriously here in the state of Texas.
Prison and football.
We play a little of the latter here.
The warden is too modest to admit
that his team is rather good.
But not good enough.
Five years since
our last championship.
Five years.
Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings,
called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
Now, why would you go and do that?
Because I am convinced that
you can get us back on track.
I haven't played football in I don't
know how long. I don't really want to.
You wouldn't be playing, Paul.
Just consulting.
Anyone who was once the MVP
of the National Football League
must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
Captain, what would you say
giving us the benefit
of his experience?
I think that's a real good idea, warden.
We can use all the help we can get.
Well, then, it's all settled.
What you say, Paul?
I appreciate the offer,
but I'm gonna have to pass.
Now, I can assure you
that your time here will be a whole
lot easier if you just participate.
I just wanna do my time
and go home. Nothing else.
If you'll excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
Captain Knauer, you can stay.
Sit down!
I used to love
your underwear commercials.
Thank you very much.
My ex-husband wore the
He didn't fill them out
quite as well as you, though.
Special effects. Hollywood.
Not all me.
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
Well, then get him enthusiastic,
damn it!
Come on, get up.
How'd it go in there?
We all set now?
Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
Only the finest for you, superstar.
I was just playing.
I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
Hey, yo, you owe me money
on that game, punk!
Better watch yourself, Mr. Football!
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