DOA: Dead or Alive Page #4

Which I hate.

Why you can't just sleep in the nude

like me, I'll never know.

- Oh, my God.

- No. Dad, she's just another fighter.

- We're just sleeping together.

- Yeah, I can see that.

No, no. I mean, we're not sleeping together,

we're just sleeping.

It seems to be like my baby girl's found

herself a special friend.

We'll settle up tomorrow, sweetie.

Nice to meet you, miss.

Oh, it's Christie.

- Tina's real name is Christina.

- Dad!

Thanks a lot, b*tch.

Save your strength, sweetheart.

Big day tomorrow fighting Daddy.

Dr. Donovan, you should take a look at this.

Have you seen this Max character?

A DOA fighter. Yeah, right.

This guy's a total fake.

We should kick him off the island.

You're just worried this phony's

making the moves on your dream girl.

I can have him removed from DOA island,

or I can have some fun.

- Punch up Bayman.

- Good call, sir.

Hey, buddy, your time's up.

You know, that was an accident. I...

Wow.

I had the worst sleep ever last night.

Christie kept stealing all the blankets.

You know, are you sure

this is such a good idea?

Because those things look really sharp.

Acupuncture has many medicinal qualities.

But in a ninja's hands, it can be lethal.

That actually feels better.

Tina!

Careful, baby.

Sweetie? I've come at a bad time again,

haven't I?

- Does Christie know about you two?

- Dad!

You know what?

Let's just go ahead and get this over with.

My raft, my rules.

Whoever falls in the water first loses.

Fair enough, Tina.

- No! Dad, you bit me!

- Sorry. Old wrestling reflex.

Dad, you have to understand.

I'm here to prove that I'm not a fake.

Even if that means I have to hurt you.

Nice try, sweetie.

Dad, you're not taking this seriously.

Yes!

Yeah!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

HELENA:
That's ticklish!

MAX:
Seriously, I'm an expert...

- Stop it.

- Trust me.

(MOANING)

(CLICKING)

I have a question.

Do you do squats?

Sorry. Just slipped right out of my hands.

- We're playing volleyball, you want in?

- Yeah, let's play.

If you must know, I was working.

"Working it" seemed a better description.

Helena and I take on all comers!

Hey, Kasumi, come on,

let's go kick some ass.

I just hope you're better at volleyball

than you are at seduction.

Fifty says that Tina

gets her little ass stomped.

You know, on second thought, why don't we

just go ahead and make it a whole dollar?

Hayabusa, are you all right?

Yeah.

Do you think you can manage

to keep them occupied?

I'd like to explore his lab.

Search for signs of Hayate.

I can try.

Hey, Kasumi, come on!

Party people gather around!

I hope you're enjoying the fun in the sun,

but before the day is done

we got some hot action.

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