Do Not Disturb Page #3

non-gay man-on-man action.

Straight guys f***ing.

Guys like you, f***ing.

She's right.

I'll f*** you.

- Are you nuts?

- You chicken?

What's an artist?

Isn't it someone who pushes limits?

You're the artist, I'll f*** you.

Could you do it?

Could you do it?

If you could, it would be fabulous.

But can you really do it?

I'll swallow a pill and swear

I'll tear you inside out!

You've got something.

That's what we'll do.

- Ready?

- What for?

Us. Two straights. Four nuts.

It transcends gay...

It's beyond gay.

It's what are you doing in my butt?

Seriously, if you can express

your long friendship like this...

Friendship always contains love.

- Love you Ben.

- Love you Jeff.

If were on the jury,

I'd give you first prize.

It would be magnificent!

Magnificent.

A work of art.

Not only can't trust you,

but your child can't either.

Before he's even born,

before he's here, you let him down.

When he needs you most,

when he needs your sperm

and your genetic resources...

You let him down.

He's done everything possible

to come to you...

and you're with people

who aren't even ovulating.

Ben,

come home.

If you ire satisfied

with your message, press 7

if you would like to re-record it

love you, but bet

when you've sobered up

tomorrow, you'll back out.

Even in your wildest dreams,

you'd never do it.

OK, let's sign up now.

I'll book us a hotel room right now.

We'll do your film.

I'll book it now.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Sunday night?

- I'll nail you.

No way. I'll nail you.

- I'll call 'em up.

- We draw lots.

- I'll call.

- Let me hear.

No problem.

Want to quit?

Don't want to quit!

Information, how may help you?

Hello, could you put me through to

the Sofitel at Porte DE Champerret?

I'll nail you!

Please hold.

Thank you.

Can still hang up.

I'm gonna crucify you!

- Should I put you through?

- Yes.

All the way through!

...23452.

And the security code...

Forget security!

Single or queen -size?

Queen-size is fine.

Yes, just one night.

Thanks a lot.

I'm the one paying.

I'm the one f***ing you.

'Morning.

Nice wake-up call.

How about "Good morning"?

No talking. I'm busy.

Yeah, you look busy.

Shut up!

What the hell is this?

Forget it.

Sorry, but this is a bit weird.

What happened last night?

- Well?

- Wait a minute.

Can we rewind? You come in

and straddle me brutally.

You know was ovulating last night.

thought we could try this morning.

Sorry, f***ed up.

I'm sorry, OK?

What did you do last night?

Was with Jeff.

He was wasted. thought

should keep an eye on him.

So...

decided to sober up

before coming home.

It took you till 4 AM to sober up?

Come on, Ben, don't bullshit me!

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