Disaster Movie Page #2

Synopsis: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Lionsgate
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Metacritic:
15
Rotten Tomatoes:
1%
PG-13
Year:
2008
87 min
$14,174,654
Website
901 Views


After he left,

My heart was broken

so I started to think with your head.

Got a blackboard.

I thought it was my

and the Jonas Brothers, and put everything in a row.

Girl, girl, this is not good,

you have to stop sleeping with everyone.

-- Hey, what?

-- Eiei au!

Two hearts that love really is

Always deserve a great prize!

We will be friends forever

At least that a Disaster,

in destroying the same day.

We will be friends forever

because that would be

a day of sh*t.

JT is here! Justin T.!

You only through a reality ...

You do not trust me ...

All the beautiful women

I ate some beautiful girls

Britney, Cameron, Scarlett, all

They proved my taste.

.....

They had only

a chance ...

-- I Love,

-- Lance Bass.

Lance Bass? And Jessica Simpson!

I'm looking for Jesus

everything is for Jesus.

Damn!

My God, you are not people from meeting

Batista ... Yeah, but asked asked that?

I can not hear ... Let's see ... "They are a'cercar me ."...

What? "A" ...

A ", a write--in," Daah!

Here is a launch!

We will be friends forever

At least that a Disaster,

in destroying the same day.

We will be friends forever

because that would be

a day of sh*t.

What the hell was that?

This is an emergency. / i

This is an emergency. / i

Shut up, Listen!

Something is happening in the city. / i

We are receiving reports that may be a

earthquake or a sh*t like this. / i

Ooo, F*** you!

The seismology is established in

epicentrul of a fashionable neighborhood of / i

whose inhabitants are young

attractive with about 20 years, / i

who are dancing to music of the poor anos'80s / i

They shirts Abercrombie & Fitch

and like to drink beer "light. / i

God, we die!

Take a Xanax, Javi!

I acted just like you, a

concert of Iggy em'73.

What?

All right, Moody. Tas surprised?

I have a dim view.

For your general culture,

Battle--groin Galaxy,

Smiling Grape those are not even Cornelius

nemuritorul original Knocktimber.

Deltoidule, I never saw

so pack a bite Thursday

.....

I do not noticing anything DOQU tas saying.

Because the video speak painfully

rights for people of intelligence.

Now is the time to

feed the "bastard".

This is an emergency. / i

Amy!

Are you OK?

Yes

Because you another trade

guy to my apartment?

Why you care?

Because ...

I do not care.

I'm off

Later, b*tch!

You know, Will?

Every time we made love,

I was thinking about another guy.

Me too!

Damn!

Will!

You gotta hear this!

The earthquake caused a leakage of

gas that destroyed the ghetto. / i

I can live without remoros. / i

we are receiving reports that

There are asteroids falling from the sky. / i

Ben? / i

End of the world.

Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! / i

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