Dirty Movie Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 91 min
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N-34.
What's that?
- God damn it, stupid f***ing-
- I made a stinky.
My God.
- G-51.
- Bingo.
You cocksucker.
I f***ed your mother!
Yes, you did.
Take your medication, Dad, huh?
- May I have your attention, please?
- Bingo.
Right.
- I want my 45 back, you motherf***er.
- Ladies and gentlemen.
Bingo.
- Can I have your attention?
- That's bullshit.
Can I- can I have your attention?
Mmm?
It is my pleasure
to tell you about our new venture
in feature filmmaking.
We're going to make a movie
that is going to take this company
right back to its roots.
You're on.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And first off,
may I say what an honor-
Uh, now this feature
that I am proposing
- is a film made up...
- Help me.
...entirely of jokes.
What's the story?
Good question.
There is no story.
Just jokes?
You mean, like knock-knock jokes?
gonna be a little edgier.
Like the chicken-crossed-the-road jokes.
Yes and no.
A little more "no" than that but-
to be whore jokes.
What's the difference between
an onion and a dead whore?
I cried when
I cut up the onion.
- Okay.
- Very good, Eleanor.
Why was there
4000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had three cars.
What's the difference
between a homo
and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator don't fart
when you pull out the meat.
- That it?
- I think we're done here.
Im so gonna lose my license.
Why is that?
I f***ed three of my patients.
Oh, who cares?
My brother is a doctor.
He sleeps with patients all the time.
Yeah, but is he a veterinarian?
Hey, birthday boy.
to come over here
and give you some
hot super sex.
Ill take the soup.
What's the difference
between a priest
and acne?
Acne doesn't come
on your face till you're 12.
F*** you, freak!
Oh hey, cheap trick.
I told you, keep that on the corner.
Don't bring it in here.
All I want is a drink.
What the hell?
Its a slow night anyway.
Tell me about it.
You can pay for this?
Why don't you take it out of this?
Got anything smaller?
Excuse me,
Im looking for a big-time
Hollywood producer.
Morty, my main man!
Get over here, you big sh*t.
Come on, hug.
A big big hug.
That's a hug,
all right. Let go.
- How are you doing, bubi?
- Oh, can't complain.
a little tight.
Hey, no worries.
Wait a minute,
you did something.
There's something different.
What did you do?
I don't know.
What did I do?
Oh wow, that's some
beautiful work.
- $89.99.
- That's a great deal.
Yeah, he owed me.
Have a seat.
Yeah.
So they went for it, huh?
Yeah, shimmy in just a bit.
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