Dirty Movie

live-action "Aristocrats"?

I love it. It pops.

Did you actually see

"The Aristocrats"?

- No.

- It's a joke about a family

that sodomizes their children

and defecates all over each other.

You think it's not a good idea?

A boy fucking his mom

while her husband

is humping their

golden retriever in the ass?

How would we even

shoot that?

- Do a lot of it in editing.

- Sure, stock footage.

Okay, so how are

we gonna film a guy

shitting into

his daughter's mouth?

CGI.

Well, we're still

gonna need a star.

Real or CGI?

'Cause what star is gonna shit

in a little girl's mouth?

It would prove he's not gay.

He's not gonna

do that on camera.

He doesn't work

with animals anyway.

True true. Forget it.

No "Aristocrats. "

But Im not sure

that a dirty-joke movie

is sending our brand in the direction

I think we should be heading.

Are we talking about sick,

mind-numbing depravity,

gratuitous nudity

and cheap sex?

If we do it right.

Look, tits alone aren't

gonna do it anymore.

But tits plus funny

is box-office gold.

Jokes are funny.

So you get tits with jokes-

we're rolling.

Lawyer jokes,

doctor jokes, blonde jokes?

Midget jokes,

dead baby jokes.

No no no no no,

no dead baby jokes.

Okay, maybe

no dead baby jokes.

What about racist jokes?

Oh, that could get

a little touchy.

- There's a way to do it.

- How?

A racist joke's only racist

depending on who's telling it.

We could get one of your minorities

to tell the racist joke.

Could we have racist jokes

with the word nig-

the N-word?

No way, huh-uh.

Its out of the question.

These days if you make a racial slur

in public, you know what they do?

They send you to rehab.

And I am not going back to rehab.

- Come on.

- No, he's right.

You know, I mean,

that's a bridge too far even for us.

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