
Dirty Movie
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 91 min
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live-action "Aristocrats"?
I love it. It pops.
Did you actually see
"The Aristocrats"?
- No.
- It's a joke about a family
and defecates all over each other.
You think it's not a good idea?
A boy fucking his mom
while her husband
is humping their
golden retriever in the ass?
How would we even
shoot that?
- Do a lot of it in editing.
- Sure, stock footage.
Okay, so how are
we gonna film a guy
shitting into
his daughter's mouth?
CGI.
Well, we're still
gonna need a star.
Real or CGI?
'Cause what star is gonna shit
in a little girl's mouth?
He's not gonna
do that on camera.
He doesn't work
with animals anyway.
True true. Forget it.
No "Aristocrats. "
But Im not sure
that a dirty-joke movie
is sending our brand in the direction
mind-numbing depravity,
gratuitous nudity
and cheap sex?
If we do it right.
Look, tits alone aren't
gonna do it anymore.
But tits plus funny
is box-office gold.
Jokes are funny.
So you get tits with jokes-
we're rolling.
Lawyer jokes,
doctor jokes, blonde jokes?
Midget jokes,
dead baby jokes.
No no no no no,
no dead baby jokes.
Okay, maybe
no dead baby jokes.
Oh, that could get
a little touchy.
- There's a way to do it.
- How?
A racist joke's only racist
depending on who's telling it.
We could get one of your minorities
to tell the racist joke.
Could we have racist jokes
with the word nig-
the N-word?
No way, huh-uh.
Its out of the question.
These days if you make a racial slur
in public, you know what they do?
They send you to rehab.
And I am not going back to rehab.
- Come on.
- No, he's right.
You know, I mean,
that's a bridge too far even for us.
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