Dirty Movie

Synopsis: An outrageous cut-rate producer, Charlie LaRue (Christopher Meloni) is about to fulfill his lifelong dream to make a movie about the most offensive, dirtiest jokes ever told. As Charlie and his filmmaking team hilariously struggle to write a script and assemble their award-winning cast, the movie-within-a-movie emerges with one dirty joke after another. Only one can take the crown for writing the dirtiest joke ever told and Charlie will do whatever he can to be that king.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Jerry Daigle, Christopher Meloni

Actors: Emily Donahoe, Christopher Meloni, Diane Neal, Stylist B.

Production: Lionsgate


IMDB:: 3.0

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: R
Year:: 2011
: 91 min
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live-action "Aristocrats"?
I love it. It pops.
Did you actually see
"The Aristocrats"?
- No.
- It's a joke about a family
that sodomizes their children
and defecates all over each other.
You think it's not a good idea?
A boy fucking his mom
while her husband
is humping their
golden retriever in the ass?
How would we even
shoot that?
- Do a lot of it in editing.
- Sure, stock footage.
Okay, so how are
we gonna film a guy
shitting into
his daughter's mouth?
CGI.
Well, we're still
gonna need a star.
Real or CGI?
'Cause what star is gonna shit
in a little girl's mouth?
It would prove he's not gay.
He's not gonna
do that on camera.
He doesn't work
with animals anyway.
True true. Forget it.
No "Aristocrats. "
But Im not sure
that a dirty-joke movie
is sending our brand in the direction
I think we should be heading.
Are we talking about sick,
mind-numbing depravity,
gratuitous nudity
and cheap sex?
If we do it right.
Look, tits alone aren't
gonna do it anymore.
But tits plus funny
is box-office gold.
Jokes are funny.
So you get tits with jokes-
we're rolling.
Lawyer jokes,
doctor jokes, blonde jokes?
Midget jokes,
dead baby jokes.
No no no no no,
no dead baby jokes.
Okay, maybe
no dead baby jokes.
What about racist jokes?
Oh, that could get
a little touchy.
- There's a way to do it.
- How?
A racist joke's only racist
depending on who's telling it.
We could get one of your minorities
to tell the racist joke.
Could we have racist jokes
with the word nig-
the N-word?
No way, huh-uh.
Its out of the question.
These days if you make a racial slur
in public, you know what they do?
They send you to rehab.
And I am not going back to rehab.
- Come on.
- No, he's right.
You know, I mean,
that's a bridge too far even for us.
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