Dirty Grandpa Page #3
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- 2016
- 102 min
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I read about
where in my senior year
I have to f*** a freshman,
an alumni,
and a professor.
- Where did you read that?
- In my diary.
- Yeah.
He used to take the most
beautiful portraits
without using any filters
or Photoshop...
I've read your diary.
He was amazing.
My God, you did?
- Yeah.
- Did you like it?
You guys aren't listening.
I'm gonna go say hi to him.
- Okay?
- Slut...
I hope you don't get
Tommy Hilfingered.
That was really late,
but it still counts.
Just like
all my periods...
- Ew.
- What?
Hi. How are you?
Good. Here you go,
you can keep the change.
No, no, no.
I'm not... You...
Okay.
Guys?
Guys, listen to me.
What?
- Let's go.
- B*tch, what?
- Shut the f*** up! Go!
- My God!
You all set?
Yeah, I just gave my money
to the other waitress, sorry.
There is no
other waitress.
I'm the only one who's
ever worked here. Ever...
Sh*t! The f***ing piece
of sh*t car never starts!
Hey!
Hey!
God, he's like
a Mitt Romney Terminator.
Excuse me!
Sorry, my shift is actually over, so...
Sorry...
- No way.
- What?
I know you.
No.
Yeah, I do. You were
in my photography class.
You took all those
landscapes. Right?
Shadia.
Yeah. Shadia.
Holy sh*t,
you're Shadia?
- Yeah. Shadia.
- Shadia.
Jamba!
What the f***!
Shadia. It means
"singer" in Arabic.
Or in ancient Arabic,
"al-munshida
alati tunadi lel-mei."
Or, "she whose name
calls others to water."
That's actually right.
Shadia,
this is my...
Dr. Richards. I teach history
at the University of Georgia.
You're a professor?
Yeah. Why? You looking
for some extra credit?
Jason and I are doing
He's a photographer
for Time magazine.
You know, I lost my virginity
at my pop-pop's bingo night.
My name's Lenore.
"The rare
and radiant maiden
"whom the angels
named Lenore"
"Quoth the Raven,
'Nevermore'"
Diplomaticos?
Hey, you know your cigars.
What are you,
half Cuban or something?
Actually, I am, Professor.
- The bottom half.
- Okay.
- Okay, yeah, we're heading out.
- Yeah.
Good to see you. We're going
to Daytona Beach for the week.
My God, and we
should have been there
three f***ing hours ago,
so let's go, b*tches!
Holy sh*t.
What?
Nothing.
You're just really gay.
Am I?
Thanks, Captain Gaydar.
Jesus! You know,
I'm also black, right?
Yeah, I know.
That's funny too.
So you guys wanna tag
along for a bit maybe?
Party some babies
into us?
- Absolutely not!
- Absolutely not!
Why?
We have
- a very important tee time.
- Of course you do.
And do you also have to take a
nap before you play Mahjong?
- No, it's shuffleboard.
- Shuffleboard.
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