Dirty Grandpa Page #2
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- 2016
- 102 min
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Dad says we should take 75 to 95.
It's more direct.
Dad's full of sh*t.
Grandpa, are you
sure you're okay?
Thanks for doing this,
by the way.
Those fuckheads
down at the DMV
took my goddamn
license away
because of these f***ing
cataracts in my eye.
But I can still
hit the sh*t
out of a golf ball,
that's for sure!
I made a tee time
for us in Florida
for this afternoon.
You can use your
grandmother's lady clubs,
they're right there
by the front door.
Okay.
All right,
you ready?
I thought the plan was
to have breakfast here?
That's your breakfast.
Now let's go get in that
and get the f***
out of here.
You sure I should be driving
with this, Grandpa?
Don't worry,
if you spill it,
driving in should soak it up.
Just finishing
a work email
for the Steinhart
file...
So you're a lawyer at your
dad's firm now, is that right?
That's right,
and Meredith is too.
You know,
her dad is one of
the managing
partners there, so...
- I know, that's...
- Yeah.
It couldn't have
worked out better.
Because it's just
that I remember
when you were
in high school,
you told me how much you
wanted to be a photographer,
travel the world.
That sort of thing.
You remember when
I got you that subscription
to Time magazine?
Yeah, I used to be into
photography, but...
I mean, with Dad being
at the firm, pfft,
it just made
so much more sense
to focus on
a college curriculum
that stressed
the law school track.
I mean, I love what I do,
Grandpa.
Being a corporate lawyer
is awesome,
I get to handle
SEC compliance...
No sh*t!
Yeah. Yeah.
LP agreements.
Man, I didn't know that.
LLC agreements.
You're shitting me!
Being a corporate lawyer,
it's got its upsides.
You know what
I'd rather do?
What?
sh*t in my mouth
from a f***ing
hot air balloon.
That's me. I'm gonna hit the
liquor store over there,
get some more
of the creature.
Meet you back
at the Dildomobile in five.
You're paying the check,
Alan Douche-owitz.
Where do I know that guy from?
He looks so familiar.
He looks like Abercrombie
f***ed Fitch.
Yeah,
while J.Crew J'd-off.
Sh*t! No, you guys, he was...
It's so funny.
He was my lab partner
in photography class,
freshman year.
No sh*t!
He's a Florida alum?
Lenore, you can totally
finish the trifecta.
My God, I already
have alum, remember?
I f***ed that crying
divorced guy, Tony.
- With the big balls.
- Right. Yeah.
- In the porta-potty.
- Yeah.
- At the tailgate.
- Yeah.
I need a professor.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What's the trifecta again?
It's this thing
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