Dirty Grandpa

Synopsis: Jason Kelly, the grandson of Dick Kelly, loses his grandmother about two weeks before his wedding to Meredith. He tries to assist his grandfather and console him for his loss, but was rather tricked into a spring break road trip; chasing youth once again. with the help of Shadia and Lenore, the two men go on an adventure they'll never forget.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dan Mazer
Production: Lionsgate Films
  2 wins & 11 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

of Georgia anymore.

I've barely seen this guy

since high school.

What's wrong with spending

some time with him?

So spending time

with family

is suddenly

important to you now?

Look, he can come here

tomorrow morning

for breakfast.

We can drive down

to Boca during the day,

maybe play a round

of golf or two,

then he'd be back here

in Atlanta the next day.

He can't just

flake off for two days!

The risk versus reward

here is just...

I don't see it happening.

It's what she would

have wanted, that's all.

But if you have to get

ready for your wedding,

if you're that busy...

I just don't understand

why he wants you to take him.

You're not even that close.

Well, we used to be.

Grandpa and I got along

growing up.

We used to build these

model trains every Christmas,

so I brought him...

Well, it seems like

we're cutting it

a little close

here, you know,

with the rehearsal

brunch on Friday...

I know. I know.

And by the way,

I can't find any

of the Martha's Vineyard

vacation photos

for the slide show.

I'm just freaking out.

That's because

they're on my laptop,

which I've got right here.

So I'll send them

to the wedding planner.

You don't have to worry

about anything.


And your dad says take 75,

because 16 takes forever.

Yeah, I know. He's got

it all mapped out for me.

And can you take

my car, sweetie?

I need

the SUV for the wine.




Hey! You made it!

Give me a minute...

God! Shit!

Grab my ass!

- You ready to hit the road?

- I'm really sorry, Grandpa.

I didn't think

you'd be doing that.

So you caught me

taking a number three.

Big deal, right?

Number three?

Have a drink.


I'm driving, so...

I just got to finish up

my exercises,

and then we'll

hop on 16 to 95.

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