Dirty Girl Page #3
Hey.
Sh*t.
[Up-tempo song plays]
[Man] Peggy, what are you doing?
[Laughter]
Are you crazy? That dog would kill you.
[All chuckling]
- Oh, hi!
- There she is!
We saved you some. It's on the stove.
to speak with you about something.
Where's Mindy?
Get out of my room!
- You can be Heather.
- [Danielle] This is bullshit.
I mean, you can marry
this Mormon loser if you like,
but there is no way I'm sharing
my room with this little twat!
All right now, that's
going to be rule number one.
Anyone caught swearing
under this roof
is going to get their
mouth washed out with soap.
- F*** you!
- Danielle.
- Don't test me.
- What's a twat?
You see? Now that's
what I'm talking about.
Evil has a unique way of spiraling.
A twat is an ugly,
flatulent, hairless vagina!
- I'm not going to warn you again.
- OK now, Ray, Danielle.
Have you ever heard of
the celestial kingdom, Danielle?
That's a magical place in the sky
where we'll live for all eternity.
- That's very good, honey.
- So?
Well, we want you
there with us, Danielle.
What are you talking about?
After your mother and I are
married, I'm going to adopt you.
- The hell you are!
- The hell I'm not.
It's the only way for you to get in.
We don't want you cast into...
...the outer darkness.
How's that different from any other day?
Think about it, Danielle.
- I have a daddy.
- A real daddy.
You know what? I'm going to take
this family on a retreat this weekend.
- [Sue-Ann] Oh, wow! That's great!
- A little fishing, a little hot cocoa.
- Help you get used to the idea.
- You love cocoa.
I'm not going anywhere. Me and Clarke
are going to work on our project.
Well, family first.
Tough love time, Danielle.
You don't want us,
- we don't want you either.
- Ray!
- You can stay.
- Thank you.
But we're taking all
the food out of the kitchen.
- All the money out of your pockets.
- Fine.
- And the keys to your car.
- What?
- No! No!
- Then you will know
what it means to be alone
and stranded for all eternity!
- Ray, not a good idea.
- Well now, dadgum it, Sue-Ann.
You want me to be
the man of the house,
you gotta let me
make the tough decisions.
I believe, after this weekend,
Danielle will see the wisdom
and let me be her daddy.
Yeah? Does that mean
this guy will be my brother?
Well, is that a problem?
Yeah, considering I f***ed him.
[Up-tempo song plays]
- Mindy, go to your room.
- Don't you...!
- Hey, you f***ing cow!
- Girl fight!
- [Indistinct yelling]
- I hate you!
- No!
- [Groaning]
Calm down!
I am bigger, and I will win.
- Let go of me!
- [Groaning]
You are not my dad!
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