Didier Page #2

Synopsis: Jean-Pierre is a soccer player agent who is in a whole lot of trouble with his star players, who all got wounded just before a major game. One day, to do a favor to his sister Annabelle, he accepts to take care of her dog Didier. One night, Didier turns into a man while keeping the behavior of a dog...
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Sport
Director(s): Alain Chabat
Production: Chez Wam
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
NOT RATED
Year:
1997
105 min
198 Views


You know those papers they send you

with large amounts you have to pay?

So Charlie, tomorrow...

no, no...go ahead...

I already knew that joke

with a different ending.

Tomorrow at 7:
15?

Ciao

Oh no! Crap!

You're bad! Crap!

What a stupid dog.

Will you look at this!!

Yes go hide in your basket.

And bravo huh?!!

Today's the day everyone

decided to get on my nerves.

Today

(WEDNESDAY)

It's time for the 6:15

France Express News.

Two councilors are questioned...

Stand up.

Let go!

What are you doing here?

Get lost.

Get dressed and get lost.

Out!

Your clothes

Where are your clothes?

Here.

What's wrong?

You're not going to wear pants?

Do you know how to put them on?

These are pants.

Do you speak French?

You put the first leg in...

One...then the other leg is the same.

Who is this guy?

Put the thing...

put the thing inside.

This is a shirt, put this on.

It's time to go now. Huh?

It's time to go, because

I'm in a hurry.

You can keep the pants and

the rest of the clothes. OK?

It's this way, there.

Goodbye. OK, goodbye.

Didier

Didier

Yum yum...Didier?

Where is that stupid dog now?

- Good morning Mr. Costa

- Morning Mrs. Bcassignier

Your friend can't stay on the landing.

He's not my friend.

He scratches. Look what he did to

the varnish on my door.

He scratches?

Good morning Madame.

Why were you scratching?

What do you want from me?

Don't move.

What the heck are you

still doing at home?

Yes it's me, Coco. The handsome guy

with the ponytail. Its 7:20, where are you?

I'm on my way. But there's this guy

here. He somehow got into my house.

Yeah whatever. So you'll be here in 5 minutes.

I wonder what excuse he'll

come up with next.

I have to hurry!

I have to go, we have to go

The two of us will leave. And

once outside we part ways. OK?

Mrs. Bcassignier I can't find my dog. A labrador,

about this big, very nice. If you see him...

No problem, I've had hamsters for 7 years.

people don't realize that 7 years

is a long time for a hamster.

Is yours working?

Yes, yours?

If Fabrice doesn't recover we

will find someone else.

Richard, really, I understand your apprehension,

your worry.

Jean Pierre this makes 2 crappy

players that you've sold me.

Baco is limping and now

Fabrice has a sprain.

It's not apprehension or worry...

but a feeling of being duped.

You understand?

That was not our initial intention

That reassures me.

Baco has already played a good

match in Bordeaux and...

Bordeaux was a robbery.

And since then Baco hasn't

even touched the ball. Pft, Baco.

And what will he do in

8 days in Paris?

Sell souvenirs at half-time?

At least those jerks don't care

if you lose.

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Alain Chabat

Alain Chabat (born 24 November 1958 in Algeria) is a French actor, director and screenwriter. He was originally known for his work in the comedy group Les Nuls, including as the co-writer and lead actor of the cult comedy film La Cité de la peur (1994). He has since then become a notable actor and filmmaker of his own, typically both writing and starring in the films he directed, which include the other cult comedy films Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra and RRRrrrr!!! He also appeared in French Twist, The Taste of Others, The Science of Sleep, Happily Ever After, and the cult comedy series Kaamelott. Additionally, he voiced the character of Shrek in the French dubbing of the Shrek franchise. more…

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