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and scattered it to the wind,
as he lay dying he said
to me, f*** you.
He was a douche bag.
- You may have won the battle,
raccoon, but the ghosts of my
warriors will haunt the Great
Sword of Destiny forever!
- And with that he
died, but his curse remains
guarding the sword against any
who may seek to use it's great
power again.
But the power of the bread was
too strong, even for me.
And in the fury of battle, I
found I destroyed not only the
Tachigami Demon Army,
but all of Japan!
Dishonored, my kinsmen banished
me from my home never
again to return.
Oh.
Sorry.
I was bored by my own story.
- Wait!
So where's the sword?
- There is only
one left alive who knows.
'Who?
- Hold up.
Why the hell would I
give Pink a sword?
This is retarded.
- No!
Bring me the sword and in
return, I shall give you the
greatest gift a girl--
No!
A woman--
No!
Agoddess could hope
to ever receive.
- Is it a dick?
- Yes.
- Ha.
Really?
- No.
Ha, ha, ha!
You're very gullible.
- Well, who even knows
where it still is?
- You must find
the man who considers me his
greatest enemy, my
son, Son Sun.
- Nope.
You're weird.
I'm just going to go buy
her some flowers.
- Sh*t, I'll find that sword.
This sounds awesome.
- What?
Really?
- Yeah, man.
It's a 10,000-year-old sword
demon ninjas.
That's the most awesome thing
I've ever heard of!
- Dude, you're going to get
that thing.
- Maybe.
But at least I'm not
a god damn P*ssy!
- I'm not a p*ssy!
- You are a p*ssy
with a capital vagina!
I told you about the bread
because I thought you would
have the courage to do something
extraordinary.
- Yeah, right.
All he does all day
is sit in his room
playing with his joystick.
He'd totally get killed.
Have fun staying home, man!
I'll send you a post card.
- Ahh.
This was a mistake.
Only a true hero could find the
great sword of destiny.
But I can see now,
it is not you.
- You're wrong.
- on?
- Yeah.
I'm going to find the sh*t
out of that sword.
- It's going
to be very dangerous.
- Good, p*ssy's hate danger
and I'm not a p*ssy.
Give me that!
- Aw, yeah!
Time to get our quest on!
Woo!
(may.
Maybe I was wrong.
This is pretty scary.
- Seriously?
Do you want to get Pink
a sick present or not?
(may.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.
- Aw, yeah.
Follow my lead.
Oh, crap.
There's guards.
- What do we do?
- Cartwheel.
- Cartwheel?
- Ah.
Oh.
- Holy sh*t!
Did you see that?
- Uh, no.
- Me neither.
- Shew.
- Hey, you hiding behind
those crates!
"Ahh!
- Cartwheel, dude!
Ahh.
- Huh.
Where'd he go?
- Damn cartwheels every time.
- Woo.
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