Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Synopsis: A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention. This family cross-country adventure turns into an experience the Heffleys will never forget.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): David Bowers
Production: 20th Century Fox
Rotten Tomatoes:
91 min


Without devices,

there's absolutely nothing to do.

Look at the scenery. Read a book.

"Read a book?" It's summer vacation!

- Pfft! Scenery's stupid! Pfft!

- Yeah!

Listen to your mother, boys.

Frank. The ban goes for you, too.

No, no, no, no. I got to check the route.

Uh, no, you don't. We have GPS.

And if that fails, I brought a map.

We'll kick it old school.

# Yeah, I like this right here #

# Bom, ba-dum bum ba-da-da-da-da #

Estimated time on road:

47 hours and 1 minute.

# Let's escape #

# I'm free to do what I want #

# And have a good time #

# Now somebody, anybody, everybody #

# 'Cause I'm free... #

- Fast food, fast food.

- You can't do this to me.

You're hungry, I'm happy to provide.

# Everybody sing #

# I'm free, baby, bring the beat, baby #

# Let me show you how I live #

# Let you live baby #

# Let's be free, baby #

# And cruise the world #

# Are you with it girl? #

# I'm free to do what I want #

# And have a good time #

# Now somebody, anybody, everybody #

# 'Cause I'm free to do what I want #

# And have a good time #

# Now somebody, anybody, everybody sing #

# Went from a poor kid #

# To a well-known all around the globe... #

The two of you are in

so much trouble right now!

You should not be doing that sort of thing.

# Feel free, do whatever you want #

# Whenever you want with whoever you want #

# Feel free, who cares what they say... #




Can we have our phones back yet?

Nope. The bag is closed.

- Well, when is the bag going to open?

- It's not.

Well, when is the bag not going to not open?

Okay, okay, I have something fun

to pass the time.

Who has a guilty conscience?

It's a simple game.

Someone takes a card from the deck

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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