Dhoom 2

AlKaKo

Oh! Dear I've lost!

Oh! Well can I have the gun please?

Thank you dear

ahh! Got you

you're a silly stupid thief you got caught

can I be the thief now grand ma

sure love but only afteryou cut your cake

draw the curtains please

with all the due respect your majesty

we are in the middle ofthe desert

no one can see from the outside

ifi can see the skies in it then it can be seen from th skies

happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Harry

Sir, the crown do you ever hold it?

No one can touch it

shhhhh

you cant get me I am gonna get you

grandma's gonna get you

ahh those little devils are they in there are?

Ahh you majesty your were just in here your majesty

is everything alright there?

Ali? Yes I am

good's

payment's

i have heard that you work with police

Ali and police dont get along

do you understand?

Origional

origional

ok brother I am leaving

Ali

somthing's fallen of your's

this is not mine this is of my friend

he works in police, its not mine

his name is Ali

brotherthis powder is fake

brotheryou asked for powder what difference

does it makes ifit's cinthol or cocaine

there's a transmittortoo

that's not mine either I'll leave

Ali

sorry sir, I am sorry, I am very very sorry

please I am like you people a small thief

Jai is stupid he sent me here he's in

Police he forced me to come here

i told him I cant do this I cant cheat people of my own league

how can i, even ourface cut is similar

right brother shall I leave now

ok wait a minute from today onwards I'll join your gang

we'll work togetherfrom now onwards

my all body parts are ill legal

dont think I am a police man

hand cuff, hand cuffthiefis hand cuffing police

no! No! I am not a police man I am a thief right brother

brother's right

no

ok then but you have to promise one thing to me

please promise me that after shooting

me you will shoot Jai dixit too

from the day I saw him my life has turned into a disaster

shoot him!

Wait a minute I cant see myself dieing

i am closing my eyes

i am leaving this world mother I am coming to you

hey anyone please stop them

ya! I know nowyou'll say that you have saved my life

but if your water scotter would have stopped after

two minute's my head would have become a tomato

you cant do one thing properly

in every operation I have to leave the crimnals and save your life

hey I killed three people myself

it was ajoke brother

without you I am like un welded cylinder

a cylinder without gas

a monkey without sence

Jai where are you?

Sweety! Sweety's dead!

I am at work shall we talk later?

Later, lateryou'll find my deadbody here

remember one thing Jai this condition of mine is because of you

what are you saying what condition?

This condition

Sweety ifill keep on talking to you

hello, yes yes thank you thank you very ok very ok

ya hold on

Jai brother Alka Mathur is calling from the bank

she is asking for if you are intrestred in making a credit card

shall I tell herfor both of us

hellow Alka what are you doing in

the evening let's have a meeting

give me your number

hey this water scotter is really cool

shall I ride it

you are not going on this

so how am I going

Jai brother save me!

Jai brotherthe water is cold

Jai brother I dont know how to swim

Jai if you are taking this long to fry fish then howlong

would you take to change the nappise ofthe baby

Sweety is this the way to talk

ok tell me what will you do tell me?

Affair

i am not saying this Usha aunty say's it

Usha aunty know's everything

she does the delivery of every child in the whole area of nagpara

how sick Jai you'll do this

can I do this?

You can do it but who would like to do it with you?

Sweety got trapped

uptil now she is bearing

what do you mean?

Menas that to love you is like to sit

on a neem tree and eat bitter gaurd

he's right Jai

apart from me you have no option

so I am not affraid of any seeta or geeta

forget about seeta or geeta even papaya

will not be intrested in you Mr. Bore

actually you fail to impress women

when you open your mouth 3 not 3 bullets come out

ladies like guys like me, poet's

right

you poet?

Ali is a poet

love's age is wild

listen dont laugh!

This is my good nature that I dont do anything

or ifi wanted I could have an affain'too

understood

ok then have an affair

but with whom are you going to have an affair

A.C. P Sonali Bose reporting Sir!

Welcome to Mumbai

you wait here

I'll send the officer incharge ofthis case

he's our best man sir!

Hellow how are you

who are you?

Stylish

i have to agree

you are hand cuffed and asking me for introduction?

Tell me clearly what wrong have you done?

See I am a soft nature man

see everyone makes a mistake but if you'll co-operate

my heart is very clean

i belive that police and crimnal

realationship should be really close

like husband and wife

so one day all the crime will vanish from the world

shut up

i am not a crimnal

darling tell me in the begining

cause when Ali intarogate's

intarogate

exactly what you said when I do that

crimnals accept crimes which they havent even commited

now tell me

did the tubelight swithced on

you are a police man?

Yea... dont I look like a hero

Ali Akber Sub inspecter

just open this

this came into my hand by mistake

dont make me a fool darling

it's is a hand cuff not a flower ring

that it came into your hand by mistake

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