Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Page #2
[Customers Complaining]
I guess I'll just take
some sea snails.
You better get me some
from the colder tank.
[Clicks, Whirrs]
[Man Calling Race]
[Clicks, Whirrs]
% ["Strangers in The Night"]
[Moaning, Sighing]
- [Woman] Oh, yes! Oh!
- [Doorbell Rings]
[Man On TV] I've been bad.
I've been really bad.
-[Hand Swatting]
-[Moaning Continues]
- [Clicking Frantically]
- [Man] But it was worth it.
Hi. Would you like to buy
some Girls of America cookies?
- [Man On TV] Don't hit me with that.
- Could you come back later?
- [Swat]
- [Man] Ohh!
- Eew. What are you watching?
- [Moaning]
- You're gross!
You're a sick man,
and I'm gonna tell!
- [Man On TV] Hit me with it again.
- How much?
[Groaning]
Great.
[Electricity Crackling]
[Gasping]
[Grunting]
[Grunting, Panting]
[Phone Ringing]
[On Answering Machine]
Hey, Deuce, it's Antoine.
I just realized
I don't know you that well.
To be honest,
it's freaking me out a little.
You just make sure you keep
my apartment clean or you will die.
- Bye-bye.
- [Answering Machine Beeps]
Oh! Oh!
Aah!
- Six thousand dollars?
- I know. It sucks.
Neil, where am I going
to get $6,000 in three weeks?
I don't know your budget.
You may not want to...
blow your whole wad
on this tank.
I would.
- Can I pay in installments?
- No.
I'm up to my bicep in it,
if you know what I mean.
I'm not trying to flip you over
and do you dry here.
Look, squat on it
for a night...
and let me know.
[Ringing]
- What? Hello?
- [Woman] Hi.
I've been staring
at your number for hours.
I got it
from a friend.
Um, I'm not really
supposed to use this phone.
Why don't you
come over?
My address is
Actually, I've-I've
got a lot of work...
to do here... still.
I'm naked.
% Call me
on the line %
% Call me, call me
any, any time %
% Call me %
% [Romantic]
Now, there's my little
German tourist.
Is this it?
Is this the whole outfit?
It's perfect.
"Guten Abend,
Herr Fraulein."
Yes. Use the map.
Use the map.
"Vohrest der
Statue of Liberty?"
You should've stuck
with the tour, Heinz.
Now you'll have
to pay the penalty.
It's-It's n-no problem.
I'll just, um--
Let me slip on
a few of these babies.
[Loud Roar]
- What was that?
- I didn't hear anything.
Now come here,
you naughty little
sightseer.
[Groans]
- [Roaring]
- [Thud]
Wait a second.
I definitely heard something.
Oh, that's just Wolfy.
He's been in there a while.
Now you concentrate
and stay in character.
- [Roaring]
- Wolfy, settle down!
Now you just focus on your
little wiener schnitzel.
-[Snarling]
- I gotta get out of here.
Don't worry. He never
gets all the way through.
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