Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Page #3
-[Barking]
Wolfy, you've gotta stop
doing this to Mommy's friends.
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
He'll be all right for a while.
Here, this is for you.
It's all I could grab.
- Did I bring you pleasure?
- Not really.
- You better haul ass.
-[Wolfy Crashes Against Door, Whines]
[Barking Continues]
Ten dollars?
Yeah!
% [Disco]
% [Man Rapping Over Lyrics,
Indistinct]
[Man] A martini
and two olives.
Martini.
Two olives.
Any ladies need
some entertainment tonight?
Eight-fifty.
- Eight dollars?
- And fifty cents.
Well, how much just for
- Uh, three dollars.
- I'll go for that.
There you go.
That's eleven-fifty.
Uh, no, no. Perhaps
you misunderstood me.
I wish to cancel my original order
of the martini and two olives...
and go for just the plain cranberry
Juice by itself for the three dollars.
And I apologize for any inconvenience
this may have caused you.
Uh, perhaps
you don't understand.
If you don't pay me now,
I'm gonna take this swizzle stick...
and, uh, I'll be shovin' that
right up your pee hole.
- So that was eleven-fifty, right?
- Right.
Okay,
there's ten...
and six quarters, and--
Tell you what.
I'll go work on your tip.
[Speaking French]
I couldn't help
overhearing your Spanish.
- It's French.
- Ah. Oui.
French. Nice people.
May I?
- No--
- [Flatulent Sound]
Ooh. [Chuckles]
Excuzes-moi. These leather seats.
Would you like a martini
or cranberry juice?
- No.
- Kind of celebrating tonight.
Possible career change.
Mmm.
I'm pretty excited
about it.
You wanna get out of here?
Okay. I'm sorry.
I mean, together.
[Gulps]
What happened
to the carpet?
Oh, it's one of those
Well, that's
certainly appreciated.
Hey, whoa.
Maybe we should take care
If you prefer.
I don't have a set price or anything,
but I have been getting ten dollars.
- I'm sorry?
- Well, that's my going rate.
But I'm willing
to negotiate.
[Chuckles] That's funny.
But the price is 500.
You're gonna pay me $500?
No, honey. You pay me.
Oh, I get it.
This is some kind of role reversal.
I'll play along
with this.
Okay, 300, 400, 500.
You're my hooker.
No, seriously,
where's my ten dollars?
Look, a**hole. I didn't come
all the way down here for nothing.
Now give me my $500!
You give me ten dollars!
Five hundred, now!
[Groaning]
You pay me ten dollars.
Nice.
Ooh!
Is that all you got?
Ten dollars.
No! Please don't!
Five hundred dollars...
or the fish gets it.
Let's talk about this.
- Why do you have a picture of Antoine?
- Well, this is his place.
I'm watching his fish
for him.
Please, don't tell him
about the shoes, huh?
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