Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Synopsis: Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he runs into a male gigolo who asks him to look after his precious fish while he is away on business. However, he wrecks the house and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer his hot on his trail.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Mike Mitchell
Production: Happy Madison Productions
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

[Antoine] Hey, fish guy!

I think there's something wrong

with my, uh, uh, big fish.

pH is off. The nitrates

are at a dangerous level.

- I can neutralize it.

- Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy.

They don't like that.

- I think our little friend

has Malawi bloat.

- What the hell is that?

- It's a gill disorder.

- Is it bad?

- Could be fatal.

- But is he gonna make it?

He's in shock. I gave him

some freeze-dried water fleas,

but he's gotta want to live.

- The next forty-eight

hours are critical.

- Forty-eight hours?

But I got to go to Switzerland for

business. I'll be gone for three weeks.

Well, cancel it.

You got a sick fish here, pal.

Hey, hey,

what about you, huh?

Sounds good, but I can't afford

to go to Europe right now.

- My passport expired--

- No, no, I mean you can stay

here and look after my fish.

I've got

a full bar, huh?

Digital television.

You're on the beach.

I don't know.


I would be honored

to care for your fish.

Just remember, don't use my car

and don't answer my phone.

No car, no phone.

So I guess throwing a big beach party's

out of the question.

This is a 14th century

Hungarian crossbow.

It has killed a king...

and changed

the history of Europe.

You mess up anything in my apartment,

I'll shove it up your ass.

Have a good trip.

% Come on, come on %

Women pay me

to give them pleasure.


% Come on, come on %

% And tell me

what you're sayin' %

% Come on, come on %

% Get a whiff

of what I'm wearing %

% Come on, come on %

% Come on, come on %

% And stop %

[Man] I'm on the beach.

I mean, I open up my window,

I got sand blowin' in my face.

- It's that crazy. I'd love

to show it to you sometime.

- No.

- You really owe it to yourself to see--

- No.

Hey! Try to get laid

on your own time, pal.

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Harris Goldberg

Harris Goldberg (born November 17, 1962) is a Canadian-born director, writer and producer. He co-wrote the 1999 film Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo with Rob Schneider and the 2002 film The Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey. In 2007, Goldberg wrote and directed the film Numb, inspired by his own experiences battling an anxiety disorder. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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