Despicable Me 2 Page #3

Synopsis: Now that Gru (he loves big gigantic balls) has forsaken a life of crime to raise Margo, Agnes and Edith, he's trying to figure out how to provide for his new family. As he struggles with his responsibilities as a father, the Anti-Villain League -- an organization dedicated to fighting evil -- comes calling. The AVL sends Gru on a mission to capture the perpetrator of a spectacular heist, for who would be better than the world's greatest ex-villain to capture the individual who seeks to usurp his power.
Production: Universal Pictures
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 12 wins & 65 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
74%
PG
Year:
2013
98 min
$368,049,635
Website
1,592 Views


She runs off, but quickly returns.

AGNES:

(whispers in his ear)

I know it's really you, Gru. I’m

just pretending for the other kids.

She runs off again to join her friends. Gru watches her go.

Couldn’t be happier. Then he is approached by JILLIAN, a

heavily-Botoxed mom.

JILLIAN:

Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the

Party!

GRU:

(forcing a smile)

Hello, Jillian.

JILLIAN:

Sooooo, I’m gonna go out on a limb

here, but my friend Natalie is

recently single, and...

DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 7.

In the background, a homely NATALIE leans against a buffet

table and seductively raises her eyebrows at Gru. The table

collapses to the ground beneath her.

GRU:

(realizes what’s going on)

No, no, no, get off of the limb

right now. No limb.

JILLIAN:

Oh, come on...she’s a riot. She

sings karaoke, she has a lot of

free time, looks aren’t that

important to her...

In the background, Natalie inadvertently walks in front of a

bottle pitch game, is struck by a ball, and falls to the

ground.

GRU:

No, Jill’s, that is not happening.

Seriously. I’m fine.

JILLIAN:

(calling after Gru)

Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How

about my cousin Linda?

Gru walks off, passing by Edith and Margo.

GRU:

No.

JILLIAN:

Oh, oh! I know someone whose

husband just died!

SPLASH! Suddenly Jillian is sprayed in the face with water.

Reveal Gru holding a HOSE with a SPRAY NOZZLE.

GRU:

I’m sorry. I did not see you

there.

SPLASH! He sprays her again. She falls down.

GRU (CONT’D)

Or there.

He drops the hose and walks away, CHUCKLING softly.

DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 8.

EXT:
GRU’S HOUSE - DUSK

Gru takes Kyle out to the front yard.

CAMERA POV:

A camera with nightvision is watching them. The screen

analyzes Kyle and a readout comes out as “SPECIES: UNKNOWN.”

Kyle sniffs Gru’s flowers.

GRU:

Kyle... Kyle!

Then it analyzes Gru and the readout says “TARGET ACQUIRED.”

GRU (CONT’D)

Ky--Kyle! No, do not do your

business on the petunias!

Kyle lifts up his leg next to Gru’s flowers.

He picks Kyle up and places him next to his neighbor’s bush.

GRU (CONT’D)

There you go. Those are Fred’s.

Go crazy.

Kyle does and the bush immediately withers and dies. Gru

CHUCKLES.

GRU (CONT’D)

Good boy.

VOICE (O.S.)

Mr. Gru?

Gru turns and sees Lucy Wilde standing there.

GRU:

Wha? I didn’t... What... Yes?

LUCY:

(holds up her badge)

Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.

(realizes her badge is

upside down)

Oh. Whoops.

(clears her throat, all

business)

Sorry, you’re gonna have to come

with me.

GRU:

Oh, sorry, I--Freeze Ray!

DESPICABLE ME 2 CINCO & KEN DRAFT 9.

Gru whips out his FREEZE RAY and fires it. A WALL OF ICE

heads for Lucy.

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Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio

Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio are American screenwriters. They are primarily known for writing screenplays for animated films, including Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!, Despicable Me, Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, and Despicable Me 2. more…

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