Desi Boyz Page #2

Not, Jignesh. It's Jerry, mother.

Fifteen years ago I

changed that name..

.. When I boarded the plane.

Get used to it, mother.

I am Jerry.

Jignesh is dead.

Really, mother. it's

not that difficult.

Jignesh turned to Jerry.

Jerry is Jignesh.

Yes, mother.

Yes, mother. I bought a car.

That too a convertible.

Your son drives to the

office breathing fresh air.

"Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. "

"Let there be a twist in the story. "

"I have this right.

Give me a chance, life. "

I love her, J.

- I love her, too.

Shut up.

I don't care what

problems the two of you have.

Sort it out.

The problem is with you, Nick.

Whenever she looks at

you she imagines a house.

She imagines the

Country Club membership.

A chauffeur-driven car.

Private education for her children.

I don't think you're her boyfriend.

She thinks you are a LIC agent.

She doesn't see a house,

but our house.

Not her children, but

the future of our children.

This is our dream.

So for God's sake, brother..

.. Don't ruin it.

LIC agent?

What am I in your life?

An ATM card with unlimited credit.

Oh yes, I just remembered.

The debit card is exhausted.

Deposit some money.

You know you are being

laid off when your boss says..

.. "We need to talk" or

"Times are tough" or..

Nick, this company

cannot afford you..

.. Due to the current economy.

I am sorry.

We'll have to let you go.

But just yesterday

Mr. Weisswork gave me a bonus.

And that's why the

company has fired him as well.

And who are you?

- Your new boss.

Sorry, ex-boss.

Nick. Nick.

Are you fine?

That bonus.. spend it wisely.

Do you know anything

about DBS return policy?

You will get one week off in a year.

No bonus.

If you come late,

your salary will be deducted.

You will have to laugh

at the boss's jokes.

And yes,

you do have knowledge about..

.. PowerPoint and Excel, don't you?

Ma'am, I don't think you

have read my resume properly.

I am not applying for

a typist's job.

This is a really bad phase.

Tomorrow you might

not get this as well.

Sorry, I am

over-qualified for this job.

Who is behind you?

Who is this gentleman?

Madam, I don't need a

single holiday in a year.

I don't want a bonus.

I will laugh at the boss's jokes.

In fact, I will amuse him.

He will teach me PowerPoint

and Excel.

You can teach me some small things.

So, do I get the job?

I am sorry, but you are

under-qualified for this job.

Say it.

- What is your problem?

Fine, I am

over-qualified for this job.

But my friend is perfect

for this job.

Please leave, gentlemen.

This interview is over.

By the way, madam, what

are your qualifications?

Tell us.

- Get out of my office.

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