Demoted Page #3

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to mind, trust me.

You know, it's like you still think

you're in your 20s, you know?

But, honey, you're not.

So get over it and grow up.

Yeah, okay.

So, look,

obviously things got a little

out of control last night, okay?

And I'm-- all I can say is

I'm ashamed.

That's it?

I'm really--

I'm really ashamed.

Wow. Do me a favor--

keep it together for

the engagement party this weekend.

That's it.

That's all I ask.

Okay?

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't be like that.

Don't walk away like this, okay?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, okay?

It won't happen again, I promise.

And this weekend

I'll be on my best behavior.

I know, but I always let you off

so easy and you can't--

Yes. Yes, I can.

What if I run down the streets naked

professing my love for you?

Don't tempt me,

'cause I might make you do it.

- Fine, do it.

- I will.

- Okay, good. Deal.

- You don't think I will?

- I hope you do.

- I will.

I'm ready.

My father thinks I'm crazy

for marrying you.

Uh, isn't he, like,

on his fourth wife?

It's kind of like getting

marriage advice from Larry King.

Come on.

I'm sorry.

You look pretty.

Thank you.

What-- what are you wearing

under there?

( Groans )

Oh, my God.

( Liquid pouring )

Good morning, sweetheart.

How is my baby?

Hung over as sh*t, Mom,

but thanks for asking.

(sighs )

Find your own place yet?

I'm working on it.

I'm a little short on cash right now.

That's because you spend it all

on booze and strippers.

That is a pack of lies

and you know it.

What kind of a man

do you think I am?

"Just booze and strippers"-

that's outrageous. I'm offended.

'Morning.

Mike:
Hey, look who's up.

Good morning, Destiny.

Come on.

What can I get

for you, dear?

I'll take a cup of coffee, thanks.

I rest my case.

- Thank you. Oh.

- There you go.

She's much better

than the one last week.

- Yeah, Mom, this one's a keeper.

- Yeah, I know.

J' It's not the weight

that you carry on your back J'

J' It's not your last laugh J'

J' It's not your game J'

J' It's not the way that you

wear your silent now... J'

Rodney:
Destiny went back

to your house?

Mike:
She did indeed.

In fact, I think she's still there.

It's all right, though.

My mom's gonna take her shopping.

Rodney:

Oh, that sounds terrific.

You've been going there

for, what, five years?

- You know what?

- You still don't know her real name?

Here's what I do know:

She liked cuddling.

You gotta be the only guy I know

who cuddles with a stripper.

What's up with everyone here?

I don't know.

Maybe somebody got fired.

Hey, Kline, what the hell

is going on here?

You didn't hear about Farrell?

Hear about it?

Dude, we were there.

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