Synopsis: What goes around comes around for a pair of prank-playing tire salesmen (Astin and Vartan) who find themselves placed in secretarial jobs by their put-upon boss (Cross).
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J.B. Rogers
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
94 min

bigger fish--

Reilly Auto Parts.

One last piece

of business here--

it has come to my attention

that some sick individual

in our sales department

has been spreading pornographic

emails of a homosexual nature.

( Coughing )

Kenny Castro.


Are you all right?

He's all right.

No, I wasn't--

( chuckles )

No, I didn't. It wasn't me.

It wasn't-- I didn't do that.

L-- they're trying to say

it was me, but it wasn't.

I didn't-- I wouldn't.

It wouldn't be gay.

I wasn't-- I mean, I'd do--

I mean, I wouldn't even do

regular porno,

but if I did, it would be regular,

is my point.

Come on, Kenny,

get your hands out of your pants

- and put an end to it.

-( laughter)

Now I expect everyone in this room

to step up their effort.

Come on, let's get out there

and kick some ass

and make this the best

sales quarter ever.

( Men cheering )

You know it.

You know it.

Let's work the phones.

Let's do it.

All right, Steve,

so let me tell you

why you need these tires

in your stores, okay?

It's about safety.

Seriously, I would let--

you know, let babies roll down hills

in these things.


Tire sizes?

Bro, you're asking a lot

of complicated questions.

Yeah, I work here.

Yeah, we have maintenance.

Believe me, this tire will leave

a bigger footprint than--

than Bigfoot, right?

You know 50 Cent?

He absolutely loves our tires.

I mean, you know that.

I'm not trying to bullshit you here.

I mean, listen, want to hear

something crazy?

I have actually rolled babies

down hills in these things.

I'm not lying.

You know, just Google

"50 Cent and tires."

You just did?

It didn't?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe your Google's broken.

Believe me,

as a senior salesman around here,

let's just say I know

a thing or two--

ow! Hang on.

- Hang on one second, please.

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