Demoted

Synopsis: What goes around comes around for a pair of prank-playing tire salesmen (Astin and Vartan) who find themselves placed in secretarial jobs by their put-upon boss (Cross).
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J.B. Rogers
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.4
R
Year:
2011
94 min
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J' When I need it so bad J'

J' Why do you not come to defend? J'

J' Is that any way to tell me

that you're gonna be J'

J' A terrible friend? J'

J' You remind me of a distant

constellation I

J' The way you cover it up,

but don't even touch J'

J' And now you want to know,

is that important? I

J' Baby, now, well,

it just depends J'

J' It just depends J'

J' And when you come back

uptown J'

J' Remember not to look

for me there J'

J' I gave you one more chance

to make it better J'

J' But you don't seem to care J'

J' You pretend to be accosted

by tradition J'

J' And now you cover it up,

but tell me you don't J'

J' Now you want to know,

is nothing sacred? J'

J' Well, I don't want to

have to compare J'

J' They don't compare... J'

( phones ringing )

( chattering )

16-inch radials, the new Nanoprene.

Don't blow smoke

up my rump, okay?

If I don't hear

"1,000 more units"...

Let me just check on

the load index on that for you.

Um, you know, looks like it's--

What's that? No, everything--

we recycle every tire.

Man:
Okay, okay,

now we are talking.

All right, let mejust pull up

the paperwork here.

We'll get you squared away.

Your store needs products, right?

So what's the problem?

It's about safety. It's about safety

for your family, for your customers.

I mean, that's the bottom line.

These are the safest tires on the road.

You know that.

I'm not trying to bullshit you.

You did the right thing.

Bye.

Butch, mark one up

for me, please--

three this morning.

One more for Mike, baby.

How can we be out of donuts?

I mean, it's ridiculous.

And the coffee machine's busted.

Where are they?

( knocking )

Hey, ladies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, we have

a very serious problem here.

We're out of donuts.

Jane, maybe you could get

one of your girls on it ASAP.

- And the coffee machine's busted.

- And the coffee machine's busted.

These guys are such a-holes.

No, excuse me.

I already checked it.

It's fried.

You might want to just

call the company.

Oh, look.

Oh.

Where are those donuts? Oh.

Thanks, Jane.

You're the best.

High five?

No.

Low five? No.

Thank you.

Thank you, Jane.

Ken:

You gotta be kidding me.

O'Donnell:

So she's your dream girl, right?

Kline:
No, she reminds me

of my dad.

Ken.

HEY:

Oh, well, well,

I'm surprised you two even show up

to these sales meetings.

How are you doing, Kenny?

It's Ken, dickhead.

And I know you've been

fudging the numbers.

He knows we've been fudging

the numbers.

F*ck you, Castro.

Our numbers are legit.

But we know you shit your pants

at last year's Christmas party.

Dude, that's disgusting.

I didn't really--

it wasn't like a full-on--

it was a dribble.

( laughs )

It was-- everybody does it.

It was a mistake.

L-- I had bad sushi

and I sharted.

The fart part was intentional,

but I didn't--

( upbeat music playing )

I'm Bob Reilly, owner and CEO

of Reilly Auto Parts.

At Reilly, we carry only

the highest-quality names

like Goodyear, Firestone

and Michelin.

Freeze. Now what's wrong

with this commercial?

Lights.

Come on.

He doesn't mention Treadline.

Mr. Farrell,

someone was messing

with my chair,

so it's stuck

in the down position...

( people chuckling )

...so if I seem petite,

then that is the reason.

Will someone get him

a booster seat?

( laughter)

Now R&D and manufacturing

have done their job.

Now it's up to us in sales

to get these tires on the shelves.

Can you take notes for me?

I forgot my pen.

We've closed deals

with AutoZone, Pep Boys

- and Just Tires.

- Thanks.

Now we're going after

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