Delivery Man Page #3

Yes.

Frankly, I'm disappointed

you never told me about any of this.

Usually you call up your friends

after you get laid,

not after you wrestle the dragon alone.

But if you absolutely insist,

I promise you I will phone you

every single time I fly solo.

That's an interesting offer.

Unfortunately, way too time-consuming.

Listen, they claim that your right

to privacy should take a back seat

to their basic human right

to know who their biological father is.

It's very complex. Very, very complex.

It's...

It's really complex.

Do you know that this is

the dream of every lawyer

to argue a case this significant?

A case that will leave its mark?

That will stand as a precedent?

My mother always said that

I would never amount to anything.

- I'll show that old b*tch.

- What do we do now?

As your lawyer, I suggest you

cease masturbating in fertility clinics.

- Do I have to get a real lawyer?

- You can't afford a real lawyer.

I'm gonna call the Bar Association today,

reactivate my license.

You don't have a license?

I lost it because of a small formality.

Something about a missing dated form

and a bribe. It's nothing.

Oh! Yes, in hopes of persuading

Starbuck to meet with them,

142 of the children in your lawsuit

want you to know who they are.

This envelope contains the profiles

of 142 of your children.

Do not open it!

Brett.

Hey, Starbuck.

Don't call me that.

Can Susan take the kids?

When she's not investing

all her energy in her new career,

she prefers to wisely use her time

sleeping with men I don't like.

Do you have a babysitter?

Why, you need someone

to watch over that envelope?

I know I shouldn't have,

but I've opened it.

Worst idea ever.

I picked out one of the profiles.

I just picked one.

One. Do you know

whose profile I picked?

Andrew Johansson.

We got to go.

What do you got?

- $225

- $200.

There he is.

Let's go, baby. Take it. Take it.

Come on, 13! Let's go, 13!

Come on, Johansson.

13 is wide open! Let's go!

Yeah!

COMMENTATOR". Andrew Johansson

with the three.

Play defense, play defense,

play defense!

Play defense, play defense! Yes!

Do you see him? Do you see him?

He stopped it, he blocked it.

He got right in the lane.

Did you see him get in the lane?

Did you see 13 get in the lane?

We got 13, guys.

Why don't they put him in?

Why don't they put him in?

The game's almost over.

Why are they not... They put him in!

COMMENTATOR". Andrew Johansson.

Thirteen seconds.

Okay, set up.

He's open, he's open, he's open.

Hit him, hit him, hit him!

Pass it to 13! Pass it to 13!

Why won't they give it to 13?

Give it to him!

He's open! Catch it. Got

it, got it, got it!

Andrew! Andrew! Andrew!

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