Delirious Page #3

Synopsis: Les, a small-time celebrity photographer desperate to make it big, befriends Toby, a homeless young man with no direction except a vague desire to become an actor. When by chance Toby becomes romantically involved with K'Harma Leeds, the hottest pop star of the moment, Les grows jealous and plots revenge.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Tom DiCillo
Production: Peace Arch Films
  5 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
68
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
Year:
2006
107 min
Website
265 Views


Use your elbows if you have to.

Give them a little thing.

- All right.

- Show me. Let me see you do it.

Use your elbows.

Do it!

Just f***in' do it!

Let me see how you do it.

Alright! Good.

You ready, assistant?

- Yeah.

- Ready? Let's go.

Get in there.

- Yo, Les. How you doing, man?

- Good.

- I got your spot right here.

- Thanks.

That's my assistant!

- Well, stay the f*** off my foot.

- They're all inside.

Del Toro, Sara Jessica's in the

house, all the f***in' Sopranos...

Yeah. Diddy's in there too.

Oh, hey, check it out!

Chuck Sirloin!

What's up guys?

Eyes here!

Who's the arm candy?

Gang, I got to go to work.

You guys, easy on the carbs.

Stick with The Beef.

Where you going?

Les Galantine. People Magazine.

How you doing? I'm on the list.

- What list are you on?

- I'm sorry. I'm on Trudi's list.

- Right there. Plus one. Alright?

- Follow me.

Listen, don't lose me.

Alright? Stick close.

Don't get distracted by all these

hot chicks. They're useless to us.

Help me spot people,

you know, the money shots.

Like Lil Kim,

Chuck Sirloin, Diddy...

First chance you get find out

where they keep the Goody Bags.

Cameron Diaz?

No! The gift bags.

You know, where they keep

all the great stuff.

Oh, the gift bags.

I don't see anybody out here.

VIP room. That's

where they are. Come on.

Step back.

What up, dog?

How you doing, man? I'm sorry.

Les Galantine. I'm on the list.

No, you're not.

Sweetheart, I know you're doing your

job. I'm just trying to do my job.

- Can you just take another look?

- I don't need to. You're not on.

What's Feldman doing inside?

Anybody inside is on the list.

Hi, it's Megan.

Hey, it's Gabi.

Listen. has Jace come in yet?

Okay, because we're here. Yeah.

He's not here.

I don't care. Okay?

I'm not going in.

That shithead!

I can't believe it.

Give me my phone.

I'm going to call him.

No. You are not going

to call him. Get off!

- Listen to me.

- Just forget him.

The best thing for you to do

right now is to go out there

and you show everybody

how OK you really are.

E, Entertainment Tonight,

you show them how strong you are.

No Access Hollywood?

Yes, Access Hollywood at

the after-after-Party. Huh?

Now, where's

my little Booboo's smile?

See.

Look. will you just go get Trudy?

Tell her I'm on the list.

She's busy.

Step aside, please.

Everyone, please step aside.

Excuse me.

K'harma, this way please!

I see Trudy in there.

Can you just please

walk in, point

to me and she'll say...

Are you f***ing deaf?! You're not on

the list! what don't you understand?

What don't I understand?

I don't understand why I have to

talk to a f***in' peon like you!

Get out!

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Tom DiCillo

Thomas A. "Tom" DiCillo (born August 14, 1953) is an American film director, screenwriter and cinematographer. more…

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